515 Crew

[creepykid]

What the fuck is wrong with you?! Am I missing something?! Every time one of you fucks come in and ask me where ICP is, and I say the Rap Section, I get a confused look with a "You put them in rap?" YES you fuckwit. That's what the fuck they are. You fucking suck.

[Joe]

They should be in Gospel. What the fuck is your deal?

-Joe.

[joseph]

everytime i go to dahls on fluer theres a black toaster car with license plate of "ICP" and its got juggalos stickers all over it.

[creepykid]

i just can't express my entire hatred for juggalos that come in this store. fer real. o kottonmouth kings fans are up there too.

and you should slash those tires and write "juggalos was here" on their car. they'd probably be excited.....

this reminds me of when I worked at the South side CD Warehouse and we had an ICP poster. my manager at the time signed it as violent j and shaggy 2 dope, and then made a contest, and the winner got the poster. the contest was to write why you are the biggest ICP fan EVER. We got some good letters. I wish I had them to post...

[Big Fat Retard]

The Eastside Tobacco Outlet on Euclid sells Faygo now.

[El Rhino]

and you should slash those tires .

With a hatchet.

[Big Fat Retard]

What the fuck is wrong with you?! Am I missing something?! Every time one of you fucks come in and ask me where ICP is, and I say the Rap Section, I get a confused look with a "You put them in rap?" YES you fuckwit. That's what the fuck they are. You fucking suck.

What store do you work at? I'm going to send all my Juggalo buddies there and have them ask you what section ICP is in

[Beaver]

That's pretty funny. ICP fans are pretty big peices of shit. Funny you said the same about KMK fans. Prolly the most jaded groups of people on the planet. Although I will prolly go see ICP in November cause I just heard DAYTON FAMILY is opening!!! Dayton AVE niggaz!!! If you dont know Dayton family, you have no cred.

P.s. Joseph - that car is my buddy's who works there. He's a good dude. He has an unhealthy obsession, yes. But he hardly acts like the rest of those dirt bags you see with juggaloisms.

[Bullet Tooth]

the reason youre defending your friends juggalo behavior is because youre half a juggalo yourself.

[Big Fat Retard]

What is a juggalo?
Lemme think for a second. (well? )
Oh, he gets butt naked.
And then he walks through the street winkin at freaks,
Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!
What is a juggalo?
He just dont care.
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that,
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish,
And then he starts huggin people like a drunk bitch,
Next thing hes pickin fights with his best friends,
Then he starts with the huggin again, fuck,
What is a juggalo?
A fuckin lunatic.
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
Then he jumps out a ten-story windowéééoh!
(chorus:)
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo? if thats what it is, well fuck if I know.
What is a juggalo?
I dont know, but Im down with the clown, and Im down for life, yo.
(end chorus)
(chorus)
(vocal breakdown)
What is a juggalo?
A dead body.
Well he aint really dead, but he aint like anybody
That youve ever met before.
Hell eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a jug-
What the fuck? connec-man, that shits wack.
Dont worry bout my shit, just rap, mutha fucker.
What is a juggalo?
He aint a bitch boy.
Hell walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
Walks right in the house where ya havin supper,
And dip his nuts in ya soupéébloop!
What is a juggalo?
Well he aint a phoney.
Hell walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit,
Cuz youre a stupid-ass dumb fuckin idiot.
What is a juggalo?
Hes a graduate.
He graduated from......well,
At least hes got a job, hes not a dumb putz,
He works for himself scratchin his nuts, ha!
What is a juggalo?
A hulkamaniac.
He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. (bwa!)
People like him till they find out hes unstable.
He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (oh my god!)
(chorus)
(vocal breakdown)
(chorus)
(chorus)
(vocal breakdown)
What is a juggalo?

[Beaver]

the reason youre defending your friends juggalo behavior is because youre half a juggalo yourself.

I'm not defending shit. I am not a juggalo.

[Bullet Tooth]

the reason youre defending your friends juggalo behavior is because youre half a juggalo yourself.

I'm not defending shit. I am not a juggalo.

juggalo. juggalo enabler. same difference.

[Nick]

and you should slash those tires .

With a hatchet.

I lol'd.

[matttherat]

the reason youre defending your friends juggalo behavior is because youre half a juggalo yourself.

I'm not defending shit. I am not a juggalo.

Spoken like a true juggalo.

[joseph]

P.s. Joseph - that car is my buddy's who works there. He's a good dude. He has an unhealthy obsession, yes. But he hardly acts like the rest of those dirt bags you see with juggaloisms.

i do not randomly attack vehicles based on stickers. im not 16. it actually makes me laugh when i see it. rob was trying to figure out how much he spent on it which really made me laugh.

he works in the meat dept? if so i met him at yr favorite bar. hes a nice guy.

ps. isnt yr brother a juggalo? that would make you one by blood. tevs

[Beaver]

the reason youre defending your friends juggalo behavior is because youre half a juggalo yourself.

I'm not defending shit. I am not a juggalo.

Spoken like a true juggalo.

Whatever, faggot.

[Thom]

A+ thread.

[creepykid]

i would like to correct my statement a little.

i have a bunch of friends that are good dudes that are "juggalos". they however do not ask where ICP is. it's the fuckstick nu-metal kids who like linkin park and kottonmouth kingz etc. i can't really describe them except they have tribal tattoos, goatees with the shitty chin piercing, and wear Fox shirts (as in the BMX or whatever company) and they are always high as FUUUUUUUUUUUUCk, thanks douche bags.

and i wasn't serious about the car tire slashing...until rhino brought up the hatchet LOL

[KY Jelly Belly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JIFy-ZIEKg

[BIll]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JIFy-ZIEKg

That girl makes my special place tingle.

Now I want to hit my special place with a hammer for being a retard.

[moltar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JIFy-ZIEKg

A "true" juggalo gets smashed and drinks Ragu alfredo straight out of the jar.

[KY Jelly Belly]

A "true" juggalo gets smashed and drinks Ragu alfredo straight out of the jar.

I forgot about that! Hell yeah True juggalos drink sauce straight out da can, ma fuckaz!!!

[Nick]

This dude went on tour with icp 10 weeks and wrote about the experience.

http://thejuggalog.tumblr.com/

It might be the best blog I've ever read. Hilarious.

[jessep]