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[Hank Fist]

i think i impregnated your girlfriend. sorry dude.

[JoePreppy]

Yeah Varg I think that ish went down when you were trying to show GWAR how to french kiss guys... ya know when you were totally partyin w/ em. sorry dude.

[Varg]

lol, awwwwwwwwwww u mad?

Everyone knows I don't have a girlfriend and that I'm a virgin.


You've revealed a lot to us here tonight:

[Hank Fist]

Everyone knows....that I'm a virgin.

You are, she's not.

[Varg]

Well Micah, I guess we should talk about this at your next show then? Which is when/where?

I won't be able to stay for the performance, because unfortunately you and will are tone deaf and fuck up your own guitar parts- and it's extremely harsh on the ears. I make fun of a lot of the bands on this forum for sucking- typically because I don't like the simplicity of the musical style/genre and never will (so it's not even necessarily anything on them), but you guys seriously are fucking terrible. It's like a combination of the fact that you can't hear yourself "sing", never bothered listening to recordings or your "singing"/can't tell how bad they are, and no one ever bothered to tell you that you need to practice more so you won't end up publicly humiliating yourselves.

Seriously, we'll have a good talk.

[TooManyHumyns]

cool

[Bullet Tooth]

hahaha

i should start a counter on these things.

[tylerjames515]

I want to see a fight.

[servo]

then fight somebody

[tylerjames515]

then fight somebody

Come back to Iowa.

[elliot]

Well Micah, I guess we should talk about this at your next show then? Which is when/where?

I won't be able to stay for the performance, because unfortunately you and will are tone deaf and fuck up your own guitar parts- and it's extremely harsh on the ears. I make fun of a lot of the bands on this forum for sucking- typically because I don't like the simplicity of the musical style/genre and never will (so it's not even necessarily anything on them), but you guys seriously are fucking terrible. It's like a combination of the fact that you can't hear yourself "sing", never bothered listening to recordings or your "singing"/can't tell how bad they are, and no one ever bothered to tell you that you need to practice more so you won't end up publicly humiliating yourselves.

Seriously, we'll have a good talk.

Ughhhhh, you're boring.

You're going to miss everything cool and die angry.

[joseph]

Ughhhhh, you're boring.

You're going to die aLONE.

fxd

[Hank Fist]

Well Micah, I guess we should talk about this at your next show then? Which is when/where?

I won't be able to stay for the performance, because unfortunately you and will are tone deaf and fuck up your own guitar parts- and it's extremely harsh on the ears. I make fun of a lot of the bands on this forum for sucking- typically because I don't like the simplicity of the musical style/genre and never will (so it's not even necessarily anything on them), but you guys seriously are fucking terrible. It's like a combination of the fact that you can't hear yourself "sing", never bothered listening to recordings or your "singing"/can't tell how bad they are, and no one ever bothered to tell you that you need to practice more so you won't end up publicly humiliating yourselves.

Seriously, we'll have a good talk.

This is impossible! We use autotune on everything!

I'm glad we're on a first name basis now, Mark.

You mad?!?!

[Bullet Tooth]

weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.

[Big Fat Retard]

weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.

He should have went to school to be a mathematician instead.

[Bullet Tooth]

weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.

He should have went to school to be a mathematician instead.

i dont think he'd do any better.

[Varg]

weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.

Don't talk to me about music, you're just as awful as they are, but even more amateur.

He should have went to school to be a mathematician instead.

You "should have went" to school PERIOD.

i dont think he'd do any better.

Again, you've shown us that being severely overweight diminishes the capacity in which the blood circulates to your fat fuck head. My math ACT score proves you wrong- and I think I did that as a sophmore, so that would've been before I even took AP Calculus in high school. Not that there were Calc level questions on the ACT...

Being the worst mathematician ever is still better than being the fattest fucking doorman in all of des moines. Err uhh...soon to be promoted to bartender. Just one step away from CEO.

[Joe]

Yo Varg what did you get on the ACT?

-Joe.

[Shane]

I bet I scored better than him.

[Bullet Tooth]

weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.

Don't talk to me about music, you're just as awful as they are, but even more amateur.

He should have went to school to be a mathematician instead.

You "should have went" to school PERIOD.

i dont think he'd do any better.

Again, you've shown us that being severely overweight diminishes the capacity in which the blood circulates to your fat fuck head. My math ACT score proves you wrong- and I think I did that as a sophmore, so that would've been before I even took AP Calculus in high school. Not that there were Calc level questions on the ACT...

Being the worst mathematician ever is still better than being the fattest fucking doorman in all of des moines. Err uhh...soon to be promoted to bartender. Just one step away from CEO.

whats it like sitting behind the computer barely able to type cause you cant unclench your fists and your face is all red? whats it like walking down the street and being mistaken for a woman? whats it like feeling so inferior?serious questions.

[Bullet Tooth]

weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.

[Big Fat Retard]

weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.

Don't talk to me about music, you're just as awful as they are, but even more amateur.

He should have went to school to be a mathematician instead.

You "should have went" to school PERIOD.

i dont think he'd do any better.

Again, you've shown us that being severely overweight diminishes the capacity in which the blood circulates to your fat fuck head. My math ACT score proves you wrong- and I think I did that as a sophmore, so that would've been before I even took AP Calculus in high school. Not that there were Calc level questions on the ACT...

Being the worst mathematician ever is still better than being the fattest fucking doorman in all of des moines. Err uhh...soon to be promoted to bartender. Just one step away from CEO.

So when is your next gig?

[Varg]

I bet I scored better than him.

No.

whats it like sitting behind the computer barely able to type cause you cant unclench your fists and your face is all red?

Probably somewhat similar to how you try to mash out words on the keyboard with those plump bratwurst fingers of yours.

whats it like walking down the street and being mistaken for a woman?

Couldn't tell you.

whats it like feeling so inferior?serious questions.

Couldn't tell you. I'm not sure where you get off calling ANYONE inferior. You're about one more hot*pocket away from the paramedics having to cut a giant hole out of your home to get you to the hospital for an emergency gastric bypass. Everytime I see this picture, I can't help but think of how pathetic you truly are:





Thus far, your only talent (aside from eating your own weight in Twinkies) seems to be double responding to every ONE post I make.

[Joe]

What'd you get on the ACT?

-Joe.

[jjjsXe]

Everytime I see this picture, I can't help but think of how pathetic you truly are:

Do you really look at this picture that often? AWESOME!

[Bullet Tooth]

hahahahaha he had it prepared for an insult for me. by the way, i didnt say you were inferior, just what was it like feeling so inferior? hope that clears it up.

im waiting for the truthful answers to my questions still though. considering ive been present for 2 of the answers, i know youuuure lyyyingggggggg.

[tylerjames515]

What'd you get on the ACT?

-Joe.

This. Shane probably did score better than him.

[Varg]

Do you really look at this picture that often? AWESOME!

Yes, as a matter of fact it is my desktop background.

hahahahaha he had it prepared for an insult for me. by the way, i didnt say you were inferior, just what was it like feeling so inferior? hope that clears it up.

Prepared? Hardly. Do you visit the internet outside of this forum ever?

im waiting for the truthful answers to my questions still though. considering ive been present for 2 of the answers, i know youuuure lyyyingggggggg.

At 6'2" 235 lbs, with a beard/goatee, I'm not mistaken for anyone (except Fulton Reed, a "viking", and some USC football player apparently).
With your giant tits and shaved/buzzed head I'm surprised you're not more often mistaken for a voluptuous lady trucker.

What'd you get on the ACT?

-Joe.

This. Shane probably did score better than him.

Gay. I bet you didn't even take the ACT, SAT, or anything beyond the last installment of the ITBS.

The ACT is not indicative of a persons intelligence in any of the subjects tested on anyway. It's a multiple choice guessing game for fucks sake. I had friends who guessed A LOT on science and reasoning and still managed a 27 on it.
Math was one of my lowest at 26. Had I taken it a year earlier and gone to bed before 3 AM I'm pretty sure I would've scored better. I forgot a lot of simple shit by the time I took it and it definitely slowed me down.

[Joe]

Yeah, okay, well, I got a 32.

-Joe.

[Varg]

Yeah, okay, well, I got a 32.

-Joe.

I find it hard to believe that somebody who scored in the 99%-ile would opt NOT to go to school (especially given that many scholarships would become available at that level), but would rather live in abject squalor, seemingly for no reason.

pics or it didn't happen.