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Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by Nick » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:05 pm

I have no clue who this is, but this is goddamned hilarious. :lol:

Apparently her junk was caught on film during a recent concert and she got called out on it. This is what she said in response:
It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal.
The video is here and it is fairly work safe: http://bossip.com/139759/chicks-with-dc ... a-packing/

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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by joseph » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:45 pm

why isnt this in the pop punk thread?

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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by Nick » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:53 pm

Why, is pop punk synonymous with hermaprodites or something? I don't quite comprehend. I just laugh at videos with ladies who have junk swinging between their legs.

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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by joseph » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:08 pm

gaga is pop punk

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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by Nick » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:24 pm

joseph wrote:gaga is pop punk
I had honestly never even heard/heard of her until today.

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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by joseph » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:28 pm

Nick wrote:
joseph wrote:gaga is pop punk
I had honestly never even heard/heard of her until today.
would.

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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by Nick » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:33 pm

Ya know, I'd be hesitant, but probably would if I was drunk. I mean, she is pretty hot. Question is, what do you do with the dong? I'd just move it aside.

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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by joseph » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:49 pm

Nick wrote:Ya know, I'd be hesitant, but probably would if I was drunk. I mean, she is pretty hot. Question is, what do you do with the dong? I'd just move it INside.
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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by Varg » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:24 pm

Oh my God............. Michael Jackson died??????












This is over two weeks old buddy. WELCOME TO THE INTERNET.
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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by Nick » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:29 pm

joseph wrote:
Nick wrote:Ya know, I'd be hesitant, but probably would if I was drunk. I mean, she is pretty hot. Question is, what do you do with the dong? I'd just move it INside.
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Bravo. 10/10

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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by inx515xhell » Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:57 pm

Varg wrote:Oh my God............. Michael Jackson died??????












This is over two weeks old buddy. WELCOME TO THE INTERNET.
penn and teller did a bullshit about peta?? YOU DON'T FUCKIN SAY.
shut up varg.

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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by zach krook » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:59 pm

i may have gotten varg fired from his temping job or whatever at prosthetic.

varg, this john dude there fucking hates you, burzum, fireworks, and weightlifting apparently.

sorry dude.
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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by Bullet Tooth » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:58 am

wait vargs all bragging about working for a label and it turns out to be prosthetic?


LOL
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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by zach krook » Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:21 am

dude loves the acacia strain i guess...
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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by Bullet Tooth » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:39 pm

makes sense
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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by Varg » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:49 pm

zach krook wrote:i may have gotten varg fired from his temping job or whatever at prosthetic.

varg, this john dude there fucking hates you, burzum, fireworks, and weightlifting apparently.

sorry dude.
Holy shit dude, you are LATE to the party- I even made a thread about this:

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zach krook wrote:dude loves the acacia strain i guess...

Me? I don't really care for the acacia strain... lol, wtf?


Bullet Tooth wrote:wait vargs all bragging about working for a label and it turns out to be prosthetic?
Uh, I work at Starbucks, haven't you talked to Davo??

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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by Joe » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:12 pm

:roll:

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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by Nick » Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:17 pm

Varg wrote:LOL, what'd you think, I was vice president of Sony? Jake's on you brah, you're retarded, and fat, and bald.
I really, really hope a "Jake" is some ridiculously stupid west coast slang.

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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by Varg » Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:40 pm

Nick wrote:
Varg wrote:LOL, what'd you think, I was vice president of Sony? Jake's on you brah, you're retarded, and fat, and bald.
I really, really hope a "Jake" is some ridiculously stupid west coast slang.
'fraid not. Originates from this fail tattoo. Overnight internet meme sensation:

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Re: Lady Gaga has a dong!

Post by JoePreppy » Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:32 pm

Thought this might be appropriate here, Jamie Foxx. I'm sure Varg is loving the caption at the top.
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