More Online Drama than Afternoon Soaps
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Nick
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by Nick » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:58 pm
http://www.fmylife.com
LOL. Shit is great. Some of my favorites from there:
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learned that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML
Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
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crow
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by crow » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:30 pm
old news, Sargent.
"boobiez and buttz"
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El Rhino
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by El Rhino » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:14 pm
*sergeant
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Hank Fist
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by Hank Fist » Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:13 pm
unless it's someone your quite familiar with, then Sarge.
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crow
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by crow » Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:18 pm
El Rhino wrote:*sergeant
fuck. firefox even corrected my spelling to capitalize it.
"boobiez and buttz"
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Shane
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by Shane » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:02 pm
Every single one of these stories starts with "Today".
Joey Chaos wrote:Shane's gonna find out the hard way.
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tylerjames515
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by tylerjames515 » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:26 am
Everything I see on this seems so forced. Like someone just comes up with funny shit but it never really happened.
Rooster wrote:cant worship the devil unless you are 21 now
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joseph
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by joseph » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:12 am
COPSITE.
PULL UP ITS A TRAP!
