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Green tea and fish oil pills

Post by Big Fat Retard » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:33 pm

I started hitting the green tea and taking fish oil pills lately. Since then I have had the best farts of my life. Yesterday, I played a fart for a good thirty seconds. I was even able to manipulate the melody of the fart.

Just wondering if anyone wanted to start a band call Green Tea and Fish Oil.
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Re: Green tea and fish oil pills

Post by Nick » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:36 pm

Get back to me when you can play Motzart's Horn Concerto No.2 in E flat major via flatulence. I've done it.

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Post by Big Fat Retard » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:38 pm

That might be a little tough. I'm still working on playing horn lines from James Brown songs.
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Re: Green tea and fish oil pills

Post by Crumpty Williams » Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:49 pm

lol. nice.
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Post by joseph » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:14 am

beavis or butthead

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Re: Green tea and fish oil pills

Post by Furious D » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:04 pm

This thread isn't vegan. somebody delete!
....just kidding.

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Post by Big Fat Retard » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:00 pm

Furious D wrote:This thread isn't vegan. somebody delete!
Green tea and fish oil ain't vegan?
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Re: Green tea and fish oil pills

Post by Furious D » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:07 pm

Can't tell if that's a serious question or not.

FISH oil....
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Re: Green tea and fish oil pills

Post by Big Fat Retard » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:36 pm

Furious D wrote:Can't tell if that's a serious question or not.

FISH oil....
You vegans confuse me. Some of you say eating fish is ok and others say no, no, no. I think veganism is just like religion. People just make up the rules as they go along and if you don't like one group of vegans, you can start your own and make up your own rules, as you go along.

Now what is it that's making me fart so much, the green tea or the fish oil?
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Re: Green tea and fish oil pills

Post by vegan ss » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:39 pm

The vegan that told you fish was o.k is mentally handicapped. Vegan by definition means abstinence of all animal products. Last time I checked fish are animals.
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Post by Big Fat Retard » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:48 pm

vegan ss wrote:The vegan that told you fish was o.k is mentally handicapped. Vegan by definition means abstinence of all animal products. Last time I checked fish are animals.
But Jesus ate fish. so it must be ok, right?

Christianity by definition means the abstinence of gay sex, yet all these bible thumpers are gettin' down on the man ass. Last time I checked that means yer gay.

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Post by tylerjames515 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:58 pm

Big Fat Retard wrote:
vegan ss wrote:The vegan that told you fish was o.k is mentally handicapped. Vegan by definition means abstinence of all animal products. Last time I checked fish are animals.
But Jesus ate fish. so it must be ok, right?

Christianity by definition means the abstinence of gay sex, yet all these bible thumpers are gettin' down on the man ass.

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Re: Green tea and fish oil pills

Post by inx515xhell » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:09 am

this thread went from being moderately stupid, to unfathomably stupid.

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Re: Green tea and fish oil pills

Post by servo » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:16 am

put a little time into that one, eh?
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Re: Green tea and fish oil pills

Post by inx515xhell » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:19 am

not really. slow stolen internet.

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Re: Green tea and fish oil pills

Post by servo » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:19 am

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