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Post by mandrell » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:23 pm

I need some help. I am wanting to dread my hair for the first time and I am curous about a couple of things. Especially how much they will shrink up after I do. Anybody know anything about dreads that can help me out?

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Post by crow » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:24 pm

the hardest part of dreading your hair is telling your parents you're gay.
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Post by joseph » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:32 pm

mandrell wrote:I need some help. I am wanting to dread my hair for the first time and I am curous about a couple of things. Especially how much they will shrink up after I do. Anybody know anything about dreads that can help me out?
quit washing it.quit touching it.dont do anything to it. wear a loose stocking cap. wait 10 years.

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Post by jjjsXe » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:55 pm

you two...so funny. BRING ON THE JOKES!
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Re: dreads

Post by Big Fat Retard » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm

make sure you douse the dreads with a gallon of patchouli.
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Post by robdigi » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:16 pm

I think you basically twirl lock's of hair up with vasiline and individually wrap them in saran wrap overnight for a few weeks. be sure to use a rubber band at the base so it doesn't come unwrapped when u sleep. people say they shrink after a little while but there doing it wrong- your hair actually get's a little longer from the moisture.
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Re: dreads

Post by richie_daggers1 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:34 pm

crow wrote:the hardest part of dreading your hair is telling your parents you're gay.

SICK BURN... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Big Fat Retard » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:27 pm

robdigi wrote:I think you basically twirl your cock up with vasiline and individually wrap it in saran wrap overnight for a few weeks. be sure to use a rubber band at the base so it doesn't come unwrapped when u sleep. people say they shrink after a little while but there doing it wrong- your cock actually get's a little longer from the moisture.
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Re: dreads

Post by inx515xhell » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:17 pm

first step
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Re: dreads

Post by TooManyHumyns » Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:52 pm

now i remember where i last saw 'mandrell'...

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Re: dreads

Post by TooManyHumyns » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:29 pm

so did you dread your head?

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Re: dreads

Post by Thom » Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:05 pm

yea srrsly u ppl n33d 2 chll out.

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Post by Potter » Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:42 pm

i'm dreading my leg hair.
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Post by JillJillJill » Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:51 pm

so "Google.com" works pretty well.

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Re: dreads

Post by TooManyHumyns » Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:55 pm

never heard of it...

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Re: dreads

Post by Potter » Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:52 am

SHUT UP AND GO AWAY.
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Re: dreads

Post by TooManyHumyns » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:39 am

how does it feel to fail everytime you attempt something?

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Re: dreads

Post by Potter » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:59 pm

i don't give a good god damn!
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Re: dreads

Post by Shamone Jackson » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:07 am

I think im in love with Mandrel. I love a chick named after a machining tool.

The tatts.....the heroin...the fatherless kids....

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Post by Big Fat Retard » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:09 am

Shamone Jackson wrote:I think im in love with Mandrel. I love a chick named after a machining tool.

The tatts.....the heroin...the fatherless kids....
hmmm......I wonder if she's a chubby chaser.
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Post by youknewtherisk » Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:43 pm

invest in a pick and some locking pepper. wax can help too but use it very scarcely. the shampoos and sprays suck, dont use those. they call all be found at

http://www.dreadheadhq.com/

section off your hair into the sizes you want the dreads. you can even braid them to keep them in place temporarily. rub a bunch of the locking pepper into the section, and use a combination of rubbing, twisting, and using the pick. its going to take fucking forever so buy some beer for your friends and have them help you. they are going to look stupid at first, even when they are all "in", but its going to take tons and tons of your free time of constantly rubbing and twisting them until they look like "real" dreads. the ends are a bitch and will take the longest

the biggest thing to remember is to constantly run your hand through your dreads to seperate them, otherwise dreads will combine at the roots, and if left like this for too long they will not be able to be seperated. i learned this the hard way when i had dreads the first time, and had to chop them.

also, get one of those rasta hats. i have to wear one for work, but they actually help tighten your dreads when left in there for long periods of time.

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Post by robdigi » Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:00 pm

thanks for that.

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Re: dreads

Post by JoePreppy » Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:04 pm

youknewtherisk wrote: so buy some beer for your friends and have them help you. they are going to look stupid at first, even when they are all "in"

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Post by jjjsXe » Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:24 pm

youknewtherisk wrote:

also, get one of those rasta hats. i have to wear one for work, but they actually help tighten your dreads when left in there for long periods of time.
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