i am in the building trades program with this guy...send him some fun responses to this ad...it is rediculous...i can't stand the guy...he came into class the other day talking about all the responses he's been getting and all the pussy he will be getting by the end of the week as a result of the ad he posted on craigslist...so i decided to find it...please post any responses or convo's you have with him...he's go that shitty tough guy 'east sider' personality....nothing against all east siders...he was/is a tweaker...and thinks he's hot shit...he can hardly use the english language at the same pace of a 3rd grader...
enjoy
this is not a joke...here it is:
http://desmoines.craigslist.org/m4w/1094702393.html
"Well Hello - 26 (Des Moines)
Reply to: pers-swhk5-1094702393@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-27, 12:37PM CDT
Im a 26 yr old man looking for someone to laugh with and have a great time with. I have spacific wants and needs but im not picky, if that makes any scence. I have a stong sexual appotite also. It does not mean that is everything to the relationship though. I like to be outdoors. I love to go fishings and camping. If you feel like it e-mail me at framer28_2001 and please give me a pic. I would like to see you. I have one but it is in my computer and it is getting fixed.
Brandon"
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Re: if you are bored...
What are you going to do if this guy ends up getting more poon tang than you did by the end of the week?
Re: if you are bored...
Speaking of craigslist fun, here's some work one of my friends is doing.
KC musicians craigslist: Are you a Christian musician ages 12-16...LOOK AT THIS
KC musicians craigslist: Are you a Christian musician ages 12-16...LOOK AT THIS
CL Ben wrote:I am a 15 year old guitar player that is looking to start a christian band. I've played for about a year. I don't care if you are any good at what you play, but if I find enough loyal people, i would want a dedicated but fun and enthusiastic group. we would probably do some third day, rush of fools, tobymac, and many others. we will definantly be doing some pop/rock themed stuff too. so if u have a desire to join this, PLEASE let me know by email. i will get back to you. or if u know anyone interested please let me know. so think about it...and i hope i can find people. i can guarantee that it will be awesome if we can establish this band. once i find a band member, or more, i will post a new thing that says what instrument/part the band is lacking. so please think about this. it could be awesome. thanks. email me.
zomgjesusroxzorz@gmail.com wrote:yo bro i am 16 and just moved here from georgia. i am a drummer and third day is the shit bro! i can play pretty much anything through the power for christ, and have been playing by his graces for 7 years now. i play a double bass kit and am well trained in jazz and i play a lot of secular heavy metal to keep my chops and BPM up. we can make this band into anything from easy listening to heavy breakdowns for christ and i know by his power we will be millionaires getting tons of pussy, doing coke, and glorifying god in our million dollar mansions! just let me know when you want to get together and jam for the lamb bro! peace!
CL Ben wrote:thanks for getting back, but keep in mind that i DO not want any metel or hard rock stuff. and we are going to try to keep it a rather uh..clean band. and im not exctly sure if i want anyone over 15...i know i put it on my ad, but i dunno. but anyway let me know where u live, and mabe we could get together sometime thanks!! -ben
zomgjesusroxzorz@gmail.com wrote:age is nothing but a number brother as long as you are glorifying christ! i am totally cool with not doing the metal thing, i am just saying we can do pretty much anything because god has given me all the skills to pay the bills through his glory! and of course we will present a clean image on stage and to the internet and media, but on the tour bus what happens is between us, the strippers, and the most high jesus christ if you know what i'm sayin bro! what area are u located in? i just got my license and i got a car so it would be probably easier for me to drive to you. just let me know bro! peace!
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Re: if you are bored...
Being as he supposedly just went to jail today for violating a no contact order, the only action he will be seeing is a dick in his butt.El Rhino wrote:What are you going to do if this guy ends up getting more poon tang than you did by the end of the week?