515 Crew

[servo]

i believe collectively our credibility has been shredded by joe time and time again to such a point where it would be foolish not to recognize and embrace the final remaining source of said cred on 515crew.

im talking about joe.

over the past 5 years joe has thoroughly and methodically shown us all what tool bags the opinions we hold cause us to be while strategically having his subjectivity escape unscathed (though not without a few valiant attempts)
today i realized how well he had done at this when i was trying to tell someone how good the towers album was and i reached into my pocket and found out i had no credibility left.
you are all in the same boat.
i have no desire to continue to have my dick knocked in the dirt. i announce the end of opinion combat. the winner is joe.

in honor of this 515crew.com will be renamed joecrew.com

good job buddy. you truly rule as king upon this giant mountain of shit.

[Joe]

The new Towers album sucks. Way to put it out on the shittiest sounding tape imaginable, idiots.

-Joe.

[servo]

what is that tape anyway?
its not the new album
is it the euro release of their last album? cuz the last album didnt sound as bad as that tape...

but yeah, new towers album http://tinyurl.com/cf7y2h
joe says its sucks, so it does

[Joe]

Darrin said it was the new album when he got it. And it sounds like complete butt.

-Joe.

[servo]

the recording on the new album is really well done

that opinion will change if you disagree

[Joe]

I'll listen to it later, but I'm getting really bored of hardcore, so I don't think it's gonna matter.

-Joe.

[servo]

oh thats good, cuz really its more of a trip hop album

[Joe]

It's funny that you made this thread because your dumbass got called out on shit after trying to call one of my friends out on something stupid. Oh well. This thread is more of an e-monument for your rat-bastardness than anything.

-Joe.

[servo]

"called out" i merely pointed out that i never knew brandon liked agnostic front. good thing you jumped in to get your bros back. unlike you everything i post isnt meant to be harsh and confrontational.

[Joe]

Being incredibly passive and confrontational is cool though.

I question whether the internet is even actually your domain or not. Other than dorks from internet message boards calling you that in real life, I really don't ever hear you talk about the internet or show finesse when utilizing the internet. It seems "Servo from the internet" is just like everyone else on the internet and really does not deserve that moniker.

-Joe.

[servo]

i am constantly making new innovations in my internet usage. for example today i learned about the new site called hulu dot com where you can watch old episodes of the office. its like if tv and youtube had a baby!!

[Joe]

So... you're just like any other idiot using the internet. Right, okay, just as I thought.

-Joe.

[servo]

by utilizing a program that runs in the background of my os i have done over 30,000 man hours of space monitoring for SETI

[Joe]

Reasons you have failed at the internet:

*You made this thread.
*You got into an argument with Joe Milik on the internet.

-Joe.

[servo]

this is worse than the time i messed with texas

[servo]

at no point have i argued with you about anything
this leads me to believe that you believe that every exchange is an argument
which explains a lot

[DaVo]

at no point have i argued with you about anything
this leads me to believe that you believe that every exchange is an argument
which explains a lot

Yup and hardcore was boring 20 years ago.

[Joe]

Statements for and against points were definitely made between you and I today. Sorry.

-Joe.

[Beaver]

Prick contest! Who's got the biggest prick? *insert pic of wurzer's penis*

[Joe]

Listened to Towers. It's okay. Wake me up when Catharsis gets back together, though.

-Joe.

[servo]

statements for and against points are not the requisite criteria of an argument. especially sardonic, non-sequitur statements

that was a statement explaining why we are not arguing... which was dangerously close to an argumentative point. if you have something to say in response to it i will then think about considering the possibility that i have found myself in an argument

[servo]

in response to the prick contest... i bet out of all of us im in the top 5 (my step sister has been telling me i have a big penis my whole life)
but i bet the winner would probably be TJ
just an educated guess

[Joe]

No.
I do not follow your argument.

-Joe.

[servo]

man i gotta go get really stoned out for a while... ive had waaaay too much of the real world today

[inx515xhell]

ive had waaaay too much of the real world today

what the fuck do you know about the real world?

[teedotjaydot]

i love this thread.

...and not just for the flattery.

[kylervk]

im sure that one day ill wake up, smell the roses, and realize what a shitty dude servo is but until then, im down with the guy

[Varg]

I can vouch for servo.

[servo]

kyler! do not be fooled...
today i got 3 7"s in the mail that i didnt want/ask for. freebies. so i decided to give one to brandon as a way of saying sorry for calling him out. i went to his house and presented thom with a 7". when brandon came home i gave him a 7". i gave jill one too. we listen to thoms, its pretty good, not bad. then we put on brandons. it was this band land action who id never heard of. and it was totally sweet. like way sweeter than a free unheard of 7" has ever been. and totally not wiggins cup of tea.
so i stole it.
i told brandon id give him a 7" he'd like more to replace it.
i'm probably going to take a very long time to do so...

its what i do, i fuck my friends over. its what im known for. by every friend ive ever had.
you just haven't been around me enough. but you'll learn some day--the hard way, you stupid fucking bastard.


jills 7" was pretty shitty and im sure she didnt even bother taking it home with her.

[servo]

I can vouch for servo.

we'll see how hard you vouch when the crew wars start and this shit finally boils over and spills to the streets