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Milkshake vs. My Humps

"Milkshake" by Kelis
6
35%
"My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas
6
35%
"Rump Shaker" by Wrexx in Effects
5
29%
 
Total votes: 17

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"Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by El Rhino » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:48 am

Now that enough time has passed we can view these two songs objectively and decide which one reigns supreme.

Both songs were big hits with a very high "WTF" and "LOL WUT???" factor to say the least.

Both songs remained in people's heads whether they liked it or not... They'll probably end up in your head after this thread.

Both songs are presumably about asses and jugs. The lyrics for "Milkshake" are a little more off the wall as "My Humps" is pretty simple and to the point. I remember the first time I heard "Milkshake" on the radio, I tried to explain it to someone and couldn't really find the right words.

I think the video for "Milkshake" is better than "My Humps". I think Fergie is a skank and not attractive (at least in that video) and it's pretty much nothing but her grinding up on a bunch of black dudes. There's a little more to look at in the Kelis video and it's kind of funny... Bread shaped like asses, fried eggs that look like boobs, ice cream, etc.

I think I remember reading that Kelis is actually something of a serious musician. When "Milkshake" came out a girl I was dating wanted to buy the album but was too embarrassed so I ended up taking it up to the counter for her. The rest of the album sucked. I think people actually like Black Eyed Peas, but we're comparing two songs not the artist's entire career here.

After serious consideration I'm going to have to go with "Milkshake"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CIUkmERKA4 - "Milkshake"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXKxs8Ge_9g - "My Humps"
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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by Joe » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:52 am

NO CARE EVER.
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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by kristy » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:12 am

milfshake.

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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by Crumpty Williams » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:34 am

make another option for fergalicous plz.
i fucking rule.

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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by tylerjames515 » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:38 am

How could you leave out Destiny's Child, 'Bootylicious' ?!
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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by joseph » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:18 am

Milkshake definitely.
Kelis was or is dating/married to Nas. Shes got a couple of albums

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Post by Beaver » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:28 pm

All of these songs make people dance like a pricks.

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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by Nick » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:40 pm

This poll is flawed, as the correct answer is clearly: "Whoomp! There It Is"

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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by robdigi » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:43 pm

The album with Milkshake is pretty bad, but Kelis' first album was alright. Will not lie, both are in my iTunes library. Wanderland was one of the first strictly pop albums that the Neptunes produced, if I remember correctly.

Either way, they're both better as instrumentals.


Still don't like My Humps one bit. Fergie is awful in every way.
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Post by Crumpty Williams » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:30 pm

for some reason i take guilty pleasure in fergie's voice. i also really dug this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWAqVQQ0 ... re=related

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Post by crow » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:53 pm

Crumpty Williams wrote:for some reason i take guilty pleasure in fergie's voice.

if i'm really far away from the TV and it isn't a shot of her face sometimes she doesn't look bad.
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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by KY Jelly Belly » Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:01 pm

I went with "Milkshake", Kelis is on just about every song on Old Dirty Bastards' "Nigga Please" record so I gots mad respect for her yo!
tylerjames515 wrote:How could you leave out Destiny's Child, 'Bootylicious' ?!
Good Point! If that song was on the list I'd definitely vote for that, even though Beyonce hasn't done anything with ODB, I think?

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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by Nam » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:58 pm

due to me riding in a van with a boss who listens to 107.5 i sadly have an opinion on this. i vote "my humps" just because its a bit more classy.

i move to ol dirty bastard should from now on being presented as: ODB RIP when refered in current pop/rap topics

bionce can suck a huge one for doing the songs "if ya like it you shouldda put a ring on it" and "if i were a boy". the former especially is the most irritating song i belive ive ever heard. like she knows what it like. the fucking bitch
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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by Hank Fist » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:40 pm

Mika-Lollipop

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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by kylervk » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:48 pm

KY Jelly Belly wrote:I went with "Milkshake", Kelis is on just about every song on Old Dirty Bastards' "Nigga Please" record so I gots mad respect for her yo!
agreed

also, i think she is still married to nas

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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by KY Jelly Belly » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:41 pm

kylervk wrote:[also, i think she is still married to nas
I've heard they have a house in the hamptons that they go to 3-5 times a week just too fuck in, BALLIN'!!!

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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by JoePreppy » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:30 pm

My humps by far....

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Re: "Milkshake" vs. "My Humps"

Post by kylervk » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:13 pm

green day and snoop dogg doing longview... who doesnt know that bass line?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZibcUxKEvw

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