515 Crew

[Joe]

If you ask me, believing that placentas could possibly have magical powers beyond Joe's comprehension = punker than you.

It never ends.
LOLxInfinity and beyond.

-Joe.

[servo]

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist.

[Crumpty Williams]

If you ask me, believing that placentas could possibly have magical powers beyond Joe's comprehension = punker than you.

It never ends.
LOLxInfinity and beyond.

-Joe.

yeah man. that's punk rock. duh. look, we're both laughing! lolx super infinity!!!!!!

[Joe]

I'd be hard pressed to say that you even knew what punk rock is anymore.

-Joe.

[El Rhino]

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist.

If you'd like I will drop goo into an omelette for you.

[TooManyHumyns]

I totally believe in the possibility of placentas having magical properties. Just throwing that out there. Call me kooky, I don't give a shit.

I think "fucking stupid" would be more proper.

well it does assist in creating life....thats fairly incredible

Yeah, and so do dicks and pussies. Those aren't magical. They're smelly, nasty, gross liquid shooting/oozing parts of the body.

GOD DAMN, let me take a break and pick my eyes up off the floor because they just rolled out of my head.

would this be against vegan morals? not saying any vegan i know would even consider this, but if somebody who was vegan did do this, would it compromise their vegan-ness? serious question.

Do you seriously see everything in black and white?

-Joe.

[Joe]

Motorbreath is how I live my life.

-Joe.

[TooManyHumyns]

I can't take it any other way.

[servo]

"It was back in '81, I think. I was at a family get-together. Aunts, uncles, granparents... all that shit. Outdoor bbq type-deal. Anyway, I really didn't wanna be there but didn't have much of a choice so I just started drinking early. After a couple hours I was pretty gone. This uncle of mine from the east coast came up to me and I remember he asked 'James, how do you live your life?' And I'm just like fucking hammered to the point where, and I remember this, right after the question was asked all I could hear some gearhead who must of lived down the street or some shit revving up what sounded like the motor of a '72 charger but I might be mistaken. It was omnipresent, all I could really focus in on at that point. And I remember I could also really smell my uncles breath, smelled like wings. And those two things were just so immediate and for what may have been several minutes I just stood there in front of my uncle and finally I just slur it out 'Motorbreath!' As I'm walking away I kept repeating it in my head over and over again. I passed out shortly afterwards, but yeah, thats pretty much the genesis of that."

[Big Fat Retard]

I gots me a roast with wit carrots, taters, onions, and a little beer goin' in the crock pot. Two more tallboys and it'll be ready for grubbin'.

[Joe]

YUK YUK YUK

-Joe.

[TooManyHumyns]

yuk yuk yuk

[Crumpty Williams]

I'd be hard pressed to say that you even knew what punk rock is anymore.

-Joe.

ooooooh. good one. there you go taking your punkness all serious again. but yeah, like i said, magical placenta believing is way punk rock. just too punk rock for you to comprehend, man. someday maybe you'll get there...

[Hank Fist]

and it a time honoured tradition in many cultures to eat it. l

Yeah, but not in any of the good ones.

This thread is gross!

the first time i seen it was a documentery about german births

i think the scottish fry it up.

[KY Jelly Belly]

I have learned SOOOO much about placenta from this thread! Thanx everybody!

[TooManyHumyns]

looks like its yours nam

[Nam]

FUCKING RAD! servo you still down?

[servo]

lets do it. when and where. dead serious, always wanted to eat placenta. just once

[Nam]

lets do it. when and where. dead serious, always wanted to eat placenta. just once

after birth and jimmys kitchen so we can convince him to take a bite

[servo]

into it.
you in town?
if so, come to shows.