515 Crew

[kylervk]

...in hearing about my sexual experience with a 19 year old sex worker named veronica who had a gold tooth, tattoos, and a bubble butt you can now read about it in my blog (link in sig)

p.s. happy valentines day, guys!

[moltar]

I think I speak for everyone when I say I want to smell the sex on you when you come home, Kyler.

[kylervk]

next time im either going back to my danish princess veronica, or im going after the girl a few windows down thats the type of white girl a black guy would wanna fuck, but with thick glasses and a vertical lip piercing. going to a little "suck and fuck"

im so amped on being a sleazeball right now

[JoePreppy]

what tooth was gold?

[kylervk]

it looked like her right lateral incisor tooth. it wasnt full gold either, it was the kind where there was still tooth in the middle, it was just surrounded by gold.

i hope thats the universal sign for a tranny hooker, and i just didnt know... i mean, it wouldnt be the first time in amsterdam that ive been tricked by a man like that.

[inx515xhell]

your blog ismy favorite thing on the internet.

[kylervk]

what can i say? i idolize http://www.servofromtheinternet.com/servo.htm

[El Rhino]

I think this has been one of the most inspirational and uplifting posts I've seen on here in a while.


"Get in there, my son!"

[Hank Fist]

i don't usually read blogs, but i might become addicted to this one.

[kylervk]

i dont know, my pubes itch really bad today

[tylerjames515]

interesting.

[El Rhino]

i dont know, my pubes itch really bad today

That's all in your mind.

I had a friend who went and banged three whores at Atalita's in Tijuana on a Saturday. On Monday he came out of his room with a panicked look on his face, I asked him what was wrong. He said he just came blood while he was beating off and started freaking out. He immediately went to the medics and they checked him out. Turns out he was fine but every now and then after strenuous physical activity it's possible for blood to get in your semen and it's nothing serious. What a time to have that happen!

[creepykid]

"all of a sudden i hear mumble "mmmmm, unt-ugh" with HIS mouth firmly planted on my cock"

freudian slip?

[laffeyn]

Remember, 515crew is a reputable source for medical advice.

[kylervk]

"all of a sudden i hear mumble "mmmmm, unt-ugh" with HIS mouth firmly planted on my cock"

freudian slip?

YES! that rules!!!

[kylervk]

yeah, it was all in my mind, and praise be to allah im not cumming blood... yet.

[Joe]

Crucial update.

-Joe.

[carlixpike]

this is amazing, kyler

[kylervk]

my mom read everything today... for the moment, it is down.

[kylervk]

[Crumpty Williams]

my mom read everything today... for the moment, it is down.

ouch...

[kylervk]

"well, the kids on drugs, liz"

[ilikehorses]

my mom read everything today... for the moment, it is down.

i tried to go to it today and see what was happening in your world and found it locked. this makes me sad.

[kylervk]

i wrote a list of things about me that my mom doesnt know and sent it to her. any other mother might drop dead, but not my mom.

shit... i did forget to tell her that i gave myself tattoos, but she might already know that.

(considering posting the list for laughs)

the blog is now set so you have to be invited to read it or something. idk? i just made a myspace (myspace.com/kylervk) so i can do a friends only blog and continue to write about my european debauchory if you want to continue reading my bullshit.

[drewr]

wow nice work on coming clean! that takes balls. i like balls.