515 Crew

[GrindCrusher]

I want everyone to know that I have recently come into come considerable information. The information indicates our dear close and beloved friend Kyler not only has broken his sharpened edge but has done it hard. Reports from around the world recieved recently show that he was caught by his host at a brothel, around 11:00 am Netherland time, snorting multiple lines of cocaine off of an inocent prostitutes bare ass!

I know what you're all thinking and yes, it is all true. You might ask yourself what we will do about this. I am appauled and outraged just as all of you.

So, when he gets back, I nominate Shane to be the one who beats his fuckin ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



P.S.-whoop his ass all over the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joe]

Hey, Brandon, no one has beat the shit out of you for breaking veg yet, so we'll work on Kyler after we've worked you.

-Joe.

[drewr]

ok i know that cocaine part is a definite lie! but the prostitution thing may be real but if he was getting it on with one it would be legit because kyler would be in love with her for one and he would probably be choking her so it would then cancel out the edge breaking. right?

[Shane]

I BEAT BOTH THEY ASSSES. I AINT SCURRED OF SHIT.

[kylervk]

[vegan ss]

Edgebreakin is soooo 2008.

[vegan ss]

Hey, Brandon, no one has beat the shit out of you for breaking veg yet, so we'll work on Kyler after we've worked you.

-Joe.

I've been confused about this for awhile. Does brandon eat meat now? Just curious.

[moltar]

Brandon Wiggins eats shit. His parents paid him to quit Colonizer, so he kicked everyone out but Rob.

[Thom]

He's trying to get buffer than danzig for his road trip to Australia.

[kylervk]

two must see videos

danzig speaking spanish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk

danzig getting knocked out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEehtlKVKps

[Thom]

That Spanish one is hilarious.

Here's a good one of Glenn talking about books.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weNO9k1TXS0

[El Rhino]

LATE PASS

[servo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmmDRtXX ... re=related

parts of this crack me up
especially the 3 litre mt dew

[El Rhino]

...It would be cool if sometime during Kyler's coke binge he stumbled upon a Feyenoord Rotterdam scarf for me. Just sayin'.

[kylervk]

i might go to rotterdam this weekend. if i do, ill ask my friend there where it would be best to pick up that scarf.

[El Rhino]

Awesome. Just let me know what you need for it.

[dr. dre]

hey hey, smoke weed everyday

[Beaver]

Forgot about dre?