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Proof my new signature will ring true...

Post by Varg » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:28 pm

Although somewhat dated....you get the idea.


http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/200 ... _york.html


http://www.drudgereport.com



NY BUDGET BLOWOUT: 88 NEW FEES, TAXES



18% tax on soda, iPod tax, movie theater tax, sporting event tax, taxi tax, bus tax, limo tax, cable TV tax, radio tax, clothing tax...
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Re: Proof my new signature will ring true...

Post by Hank Fist » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:50 pm

Varg knows the answer!

Varg, please write a short essay on how to fix the following crises:
1. United States Economy
2. United States Education System
3. Housing
4. Terrorism
5. Metallica

10 points a piece. 50 point total.

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Re: Proof my new signature will ring true...

Post by Varg » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:55 pm

Hank Fist wrote:Varg knows the answer!

Varg, please write a short essay on how to fix the following crises:
1. United States Economy
2. United States Education System
3. Housing
4. Terrorism
5. Metallica

10 points a piece. 50 point total.

This is so easy...

1) Raise taxes
2) Raise taxes
3) Raise taxes
4) Raise taxes
5) Raise taxes to build a time machine to go back to 1990 and poison their food.
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Re: Proof my new signature will ring true...

Post by ilikehorses » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:58 pm

obama raised taxes in new york. that's fucked.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK

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Re: Proof my new signature will ring true...

Post by noel_nothing » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:38 am

Varg wrote:5) Raise taxes to build a time machine to go back to 1990 and poison their food.

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Re: Proof my new signature will ring true...

Post by noel_nothing » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:38 am

Varg wrote:5) Raise taxes to build a time machine to go back to 1990 and poison their food.
good answer!

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Re: Proof my new signature will ring true...

Post by Smoking Guns » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:15 pm

ilikehorses wrote:obama raised taxes in new york. that's fucked.
yeah. i'd say he's a LITTLE out of line! fucking arabs.

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Re: Proof my new signature will ring true...

Post by Joey Chaos » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:12 am

Smoking Guns wrote:
ilikehorses wrote:obama raised taxes in new york. that's fucked.
yeah. i'd say he's a LITTLE out of line! fucking arabs.
That's arab niggers.

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