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moltar
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Trash Jan sighting

Post by moltar » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:45 pm

@ the Wiggins house.

Consider all of the following users to have chlamydia until proven otherwise:
GrindCrusher
Thom
Crispin

Other present likely infected users:
JillJillJill
metal robot


Also note that I have first pick of the cougars tonight and I will not be sharing.
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El Rhino
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by El Rhino » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:55 pm

She's on my Myspace now. Nice gal, I suppose.
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Joe
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by Joe » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:59 pm

Watch your dick, el rhino. It might fucking fall off or blow up or something.

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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by moltar » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:07 pm

Yeah she's sweet, but all the aforementioned posters eat dick.
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by JillJillJill » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:09 pm

I left before she arrived, but I heard she was as trashy as ever.
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El Rhino
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by El Rhino » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:39 pm

Thanks for the heads up, but I have no plans to slip Trashy Jan the ol' pork sword.
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Crispin
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by Crispin » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:42 pm

moltar wrote:@ the Wiggins house.

Consider all of the following users to have chlamydia until proven otherwise:
GrindCrusher
Thom
Crispin

Other present likely infected users:
JillJillJill
metal robot


Also note that I have first pick of the cougars tonight and I will not be sharing.


I should be clear as I was already asleep by the time she got there but you can replace my name with inx515xhell.
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Thom
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by Thom » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:03 pm

I'm clean.

She sat on my floor, drank a lot of beer, and ranted about how I'm poisoning my body with veganism. Also she talked mad shit about 515.

No plans to sleep with aforementioned person.
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zach krook
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by zach krook » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:47 pm

i had to move to urbandale because she gave my house scabies.
Persona non grata
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by joseph » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:48 pm

moltar wrote:Also note that I have first pick of the cougars tonight and I will not be sharing.
you dont pick the cougar, the cougar picks you. "sharing" is called a "team up".
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by Joe » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:48 pm

HAHAHA.

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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by kylervk » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:54 pm

did her n00dz ever get posted?
i want to decide if slippin trash jan the ol' pork sword is worth the chlamydia
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by joseph » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:57 pm

kylervk wrote:did her n00dz ever get posted?
i want to decide if slippin trash jan the ol' pork sword is worth the chlamydia
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Crispin
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by Crispin » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:06 pm

kylervk wrote:did her n00dz ever get posted?
i want to decide if slippin trash jan the ol' pork sword is worth the chlamydia


OHH NO!!!!!!

You Cheeky Bastard
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by Thom » Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:16 am

Oh hey, I don't really think this was funny.
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by El Rhino » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:38 am

Odd, this thread passed through my mind a couple weeks ago.


So did anyone get n00dz?
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Re: Trash Jan sighting

Post by joseph » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:17 am

i still have no idea who most of you people are
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