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[Joe]

Oooh, that's a tough one.

-Joe.

[keithdruids]

monsterknuckle would win: no contest.

[Smoking Guns]

wow. what can i do to help make MONSTERKNUCKLE a reality?!

[creepykid]

monsterknuckle would win: no contest.

i'm really into that idea. we should do it.

[keithdruids]

hHAAHAHAHAHAH cecil and scott? consider yourselves members of monster's uncle. i sing strictly to match the sound of a theramin and you guys can just do whatever. bang on some trash cans/ beer kegs (ie. slipknot), or just play random notes on a melodica. monsterknuckle isn't really specific, it's just fucking HARD.

[Smoking Guns]

oh yeah? i can be fucking HARD.

[Bullet Tooth]

i vote knuckled down.

[jjjsXe]

i vote knuckled down too, not just because i am in that band

but..come on, really? if you said monsto vs. knuckled down in a 100 meter sprint....then probably monstro, but 3 of the kd dudes lift weights heavier than me, i dont even need weights...and cecil was in creepy kids and shrill....no contest.

[keithdruids]

this thread is officially ridiculous.

[Smoking Guns]

shit. i didn't know you meant in a physical FIGHT.

[kylervk]

knuckled down needs to fucking record!

and then (since im assuming it wont come out before i move) someone needs to send me the files

and then i will vote

[kylervk]

shit. i didn't know you meant in a physical FIGHT.

no, fuck that. theres no question there. keith is far too pretty to fight and elliot cant tombstone pile-driver everyone. knuckled down wins. and jordan can run over monstro corpses on his vespa.

[elliot]

No one has pointed out yet that Richard is pretty damn buff. And if he snapped, I have no idea what he could possibly do to Knuckled Down.

The only obvious solution is for a Hell in the Cell match, five on five.

[kylervk]

"OH, THE HUMANITY! HE JUST TOMBSTONE PILE-DRIVERED STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN STRAIGHT TO HELL!

...STRAIGHT TO HELL!"

[keithdruids]

kyler makes me sad. hahahaha

elliot's got the right idea. HELL in a CELL! HELL in a CELL! i'll be the iron sheik...but like super skinny and without the sweet facial hair.

[moltar]

Monstro. Those dudes don't have to borrow all of my gear every practice. Also having only one singer, it is impossible for Monstro to write out all their lyrics on a cell phone and pass it back and forth all night.

[Furious D]

Elliot is one of the strongest men I've ever seen.

[creepykid]

i think a Lumberjack Match is much more fitting for the situation.

[kristy]

I think both bands should partake in an eating contest... and I think Monstro would win.

[creepykid]

I think both bands should partake in an eating contest... and I think Monstro would win.

whaaaaa? you've never seen me eat vegan dogs.

[kristy]

I dunno, Richard and Kyle are basically human garbage disposals and Elliot just eats garbage. BOOYAH. Oh and Benjy can put some food down too, and in record time.

CAN YOU DO THAT CECIL???

[creepykid]

ever heard of kobayashi? i made him cry.

[keithdruids]

i can also eat a disgusting amount and never gain a pound. monstro rules at being fat.

[elliot]

Not to poke fun, but Zack and Mark are both dudes that could put away a large amount of food. I'm REALLY down for this eating contest.

[joseph]

FOODFIGHT

[Bullet Tooth]

Monstro. Those dudes don't have to borrow all of my gear every practice. Also having only one singer, it is impossible for Monstro to write out all their lyrics on a cell phone and pass it back and forth all night.

busted.

[Joe]

Release a split 7".

-Joe.

[Joe]

[23:51] justfornowplz: monstro is really good
[23:51] brotherton2k3: yeah
[23:51] brotherton2k3: guys need to work on new material and play more

-Joe.

[kylervk]

stop this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar! stop this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar! unity! as one stand together! unity! evolutions gonna come!

[moltar]

This is a dance contest. Everyone, club Statik tonight!