More Online Drama than Afternoon Soaps

Moderators: kylervk, Joe, Hank Fist, inx515xhell

Post Reply
@nonymous
Posts: 1932
Joined: Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:05 pm
Location: iowa
Contact:

Barefoot/Loincloth Dude Runs Race

Post by @nonymous » Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:15 pm

about 3 years ago, some weird dude was down at Nolan Plaza during Food Not Bombs, barefoot and was doing push-ups, pull-ups on trees and running laps and shit--he talked to us about living barefoot for a while...anyone remember this guy?

anyway, saw in the paper recently that he ran some marathon in Des Moines:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3JEq-tgu_KE/S ... C00151.JPG

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q52_m8A6Pu0/S ... _1124b.JPG
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats" - H. L. Mencken

User avatar
TooManyHumyns
Posts: 2223
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:47 pm

Re: Barefoot/Loincloth Dude Runs Race

Post by TooManyHumyns » Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:23 pm

that dood is totally familiar...by the looks of it he's married....i wonder if he really lives like that, or if he's all bullshit and just puttin' on a show......hmmmm
somebody should introduce him to kitty

User avatar
Walking Thunder
Posts: 1051
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:39 pm
Location: Des Moines/Iowa City
Contact:

Re: Barefoot/Loincloth Dude Runs Race

Post by Walking Thunder » Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:35 pm

The guy looks like a deadbeat version of Dog the Bounty auditioning for Survivor.
-John
Doomed to endure and prevail.

Image

laffeyn
Posts: 60
Joined: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:43 pm

Re: Barefoot/Loincloth Dude Runs Race

Post by laffeyn » Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:19 pm

I've talked to him before, he runs the red flannel run every year if you want to see him in action.

User avatar
Bullet Tooth
One Man Wall of Death
Posts: 8803
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:21 am
Location: South Side

Re: Barefoot/Loincloth Dude Runs Race

Post by Bullet Tooth » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:16 pm

he doesnt live like that. he comes into the liars club where i work all the time. he usually wears either a skintight shortsleeved body builder type shirt or a short sleeved button up with the buttons unbuttoned most of the way down and the sleeves rolled up a bit and he dances like a madman. dudes seriously cool as shit.
Image

User avatar
ilikehorses
Fun\Death Dealer
Posts: 3260
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:02 pm
Location: des moines

Re: Barefoot/Loincloth Dude Runs Race

Post by ilikehorses » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:33 pm

ohhhh shit, it's Boots. but without his boots.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK


Post Reply