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bill collector

Post by ilikehorses » Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:40 pm

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Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK

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Re: bill collector

Post by Crumpty Williams » Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:12 pm

:lol: :lol: holy shit dude this definitely the best thread on 515crew in a long time. thanks for posting ed. I've been reading this in class and seriously struggling to stifle my laughter.
i fucking rule.

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Re: bill collector

Post by Varg » Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:13 pm

Crumpty Williams wrote::lol: :lol: holy shit dude this definitely the best thread on 515crew in a long time. thanks for posting ed. I've been reading this in class and seriously struggling to stifle my laughter.

'holy shit dude' this is weeks old....which equates to about 5 years old in internet years.
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Re: bill collector

Post by joseph » Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:43 pm

Varg wrote:
Crumpty Williams wrote::lol: :lol: holy shit dude this definitely the best thread on 515crew in a long time. thanks for posting ed. I've been reading this in class and seriously struggling to stifle my laughter.

'holy shit dude' this is weeks old....which equates to about 5 years old in internet years.
your humor is "old"

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Re: bill collector

Post by Shane » Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:10 pm

Varg wrote:
Crumpty Williams wrote::lol: :lol: holy shit dude this definitely the best thread on 515crew in a long time. thanks for posting ed. I've been reading this in class and seriously struggling to stifle my laughter.

'holy shit dude' this is weeks old....which equates to about 5 years old in internet years.
I don't understand this. I think you're probably just trying to start conflict because you're a dick.
Joey Chaos wrote:Shane's gonna find out the hard way.

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Re: bill collector

Post by TooManyHumyns » Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:19 pm

and he was successful in gaining your attention and destroying another thread

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Re: bill collector

Post by Crumpty Williams » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:10 am

lol. i don't care how old it was. it was the first time i saw it and still hilarious. :lol:
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Re: bill collector

Post by TooManyHumyns » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:25 am

Crumpty Williams wrote:lol. i don't care how old it was. it was the first time i saw it and still hilarious. :lol:
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Re: bill collector

Post by noel_nothing » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:27 am

i agree. fuck with bill collectors as much as possible since they are not people.

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Re: bill collector

Post by Shane » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:28 am

Crumpty Williams wrote:lol. i don't care how old it was. it was the first time i saw it and still hilarious. :lol:
Definitely. It was excellent.
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Re: bill collector

Post by Hank Fist » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:00 am

i just watched Caddyshack.

all the funny was used up the first week it was in theatres. so it's not funny anymore.

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Re: bill collector

Post by joseph » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:16 am

Hank Fist wrote:i just watched Caddyshack.

all the funny was used up the first week it was in theatres. so it's not funny anymore.
blasphem

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Re: bill collector

Post by Hank Fist » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:03 pm

joseph wrote:
Hank Fist wrote:i just watched Caddyshack.

all the funny was used up the first week it was in theatres. so it's not funny anymore.
blasphem
well, things can only be funny one time within a certain time limit from their greater release to the public according to certain parties in this thread.

That's just how it goes, i guess.

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Re: bill collector

Post by joseph » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:07 pm

Hank Fist wrote:
joseph wrote:
Hank Fist wrote:i just watched Caddyshack.

all the funny was used up the first week it was in theatres. so it's not funny anymore.
blasphem
well, things can only be funny one time within a certain time limit from their greater release to the public according to certain parties in this thread.

That's just how it goes, i guess.
yeah youre right. if you werent born yet you cant partake either.

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Re: bill collector

Post by JillJillJill » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:13 pm

hahaha, this rules!!

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Re: bill collector

Post by annie_fannie » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:24 am

noel_nothing wrote:i agree. fuck with bill collectors as much as possible since they are not people.
you're absolutely right. i was a debt collector for 2 years and i ceased being an actual human being during that time.

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Re: bill collector

Post by Hank Fist » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:05 am

or just don't buy things you can't afford.

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Re: bill collector

Post by siouxsie » Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:30 pm

wow-that's awesome!

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Re: bill collector

Post by noel_nothing » Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:07 pm

annie_fannie wrote:
noel_nothing wrote:i agree. fuck with bill collectors as much as possible since they are not people.
you're absolutely right. i was a debt collector for 2 years and i ceased being an actual human being during that time.
did you have to relearn all your human characteristics after you left that job?

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Re: bill collector

Post by annie_fannie » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:51 pm

noel_nothing wrote:
annie_fannie wrote:
noel_nothing wrote:i agree. fuck with bill collectors as much as possible since they are not people.
you're absolutely right. i was a debt collector for 2 years and i ceased being an actual human being during that time.
did you have to relearn all your human characteristics after you left that job?
yes. but you know, i've never really been quite the same...

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Re: bill collector

Post by noel_nothing » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:02 am

thats ok. working in debt collection or telemarketing can take so much outta a person.

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