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Downtown Allstars

Post by laffeyn » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:43 pm

Erin and I have seen him twice now downtown. Walking around with napkins hanging out of his mouth. Anyone have any insight? Whats his deal?
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Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Post by joseph » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:50 pm

gingivitis
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Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Post by KY Jelly Belly » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:52 pm

I can't say I have seen that guy, but has anyone ever ran into this lovely fella? He's usually around court ave when the bars close during the weekends. He walks around and meows like a cat and sexually harasses women, it's actually pretty entertaining to see him go up to these greasy, overly tanned college girls and try to take them home.
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Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Post by joseph » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:56 pm

Jethro- aka the GODDAMN DEBIL
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Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Post by laffeyn » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:57 pm

We're disapointed if it really is just gingivits. I don't know what I was expecting.... something funner i guess.
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Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Post by Joe » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:58 pm

Yeah, I've seen cat guy. He can rule, but can also get on my nerves.

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Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Post by joseph » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:01 pm

Joe wrote:Yeah, I've seen cat guy. He can rule, but can also get on my nerves.

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hmmm. that sounds like somebody.
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Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Post by laffeyn » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:03 pm

This thread is now for discussing downtown allstars.
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Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Post by Joe » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:05 pm

Sexy cowboy is my favorite. Walks around in shiny, silver shirts, a cowboy hat, and always is listening to shit on his portable CD player.

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Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Post by laffeyn » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:07 pm

"Can ya dig it?" -Dreads
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by Big Fat Retard » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:22 pm

Does anyone know whatever happened to Smiley? The black dude that used to stand on the corner and wave at everyone going by?
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by Smoking Guns » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:10 pm

boots.
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by Joe » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:18 pm

Smiley isn't a downtown allstar, so that's why you probably don't see him down there that often.

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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by Big Fat Retard » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:43 pm

He used to be. The Register even did an article on him.
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by tylerjames515 » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:36 pm

Smiley was at the fair partyin'
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by JoePreppy » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:42 pm

What about duct tape pants guy? Used to see him daily through the skywalk...but I haven't been working downtown lately.
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by ilikehorses » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:42 pm

Smoking Guns wrote:boots.
oh hell yes.

i see him quite a bit, but would like to see him even more.
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by Smoking Guns » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:51 pm

ilikehorses wrote:
Smoking Guns wrote:boots.
oh hell yes.

i see him quite a bit, but would like to see him even more.
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by robdigi » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:56 pm

is the bobblehead still alive?


"suh... suh... got any change"


she always seemed about 5 minutes from death.
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by Joe » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:05 am

lol, Michelle is alive and well.
...Maybe not well, but alive.

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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by Thom » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:36 am

Smiley actually hangs out by my house a lot. Stands at bus stops and waves at ANYONE.

I ran into Michelle last weekend. She is actually getting crazier.
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by laffeyn » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:41 am

I run into Michelle every time I come into town somehow. It doesn't matter where i'm hanging out. Its nuts, she covers so much distance.
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by El Rhino » Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:07 am

Jethro sucks. That guy would always bug the piss out of me. I thought about laying him out one night at Lucky's when he stood by our table and kept going "meowmeowmeowmeow" and "I'm the goddamned devil!" but I got the impression the bar staff actually liked him and it would've been a bad idea. I think I was wrong about this.

I just told him to "beat it, fag" and he did. Amazing. Yeah, fuck that guy.
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by joseph » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:04 am

El Rhino wrote:Jethro sucks. That guy would always bug the piss out of me. I thought about laying him out one night at Lucky's when he stood by our table and kept going "meowmeowmeowmeow" and "I'm the goddamned devil!" but I got the impression the bar staff actually liked him and it would've been a bad idea. I think I was wrong about this.

I just told him to "beat it, fag" and he did. Amazing. Yeah, fuck that guy.
hes not that bad. well, maybe if youre sober. yeah, sometimes he is. i think Tj & Ben threatened to kill him before. he got worse when everybody gave him attention. when hes sober its a completely different story. hes almost a genius.
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by Beaver » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:52 am

Ive a had quite a few conversations w/ Jethro. Both drunk and sober. Drunk, he is one the most annoying dudes ever. Sober he is completlety different. He told me (sober) once that he has eaten over 2'000 hits of acid and thats pretty much why he is the way he is. He went on to say that he will still eat acid and is always looking to score some.
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by Hank Fist » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:07 pm

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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by Big Fat Retard » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:24 pm

Thom wrote:Smiley actually hangs out by my house a lot. Stands at bus stops and waves at ANYONE.

I ran into Michelle last weekend. She is actually getting crazier.
Good to know ol' Smiley is still kickin' it old school.
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Re: Downtown Allstars

Post by Big Fat Retard » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:24 pm

Thom wrote:Smiley actually hangs out by my house a lot. Stands at bus stops and waves at ANYONE.

I ran into Michelle last weekend. She is actually getting crazier.
Good to know ol' Smiley is still kickin' it old school.
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