515 Crew

[Varg]

so you have a shitty drummer that cant play on his own songs. sequencing is for djs. an interface is not what people use to record.

what is your bands name? when are you playing?
varg = FACE

Yes, my drummer sucks, that is why I'm programming drums. Not Because I have DFH and ezdrummer at my disposal and it sounds better/is way easier than recording drums with two mics.
You obviously know about as much about sequencing as you do interfaces. Here's some pictures of what I'm NOT RECORDING WITH.

Excuse me. What I should have said was,

No, what you should have done was just kept your fucking cum guzzler shut.

this guys a fucking goon.

Allright bro- see you around.

[KY Jelly Belly]

515 crew fight!

[joseph]

sequencing is for djs. an interface is not what people use to record.

what is your bands name? when are you playing?
varg = FACE

this guys a fucking goon.

Allright bro- see you around.

did you just threaten someone on the internet? shame.

sequencing, programming is not recording. thats more uploading and downloading and syncing. not recording.

whats your bands name?

[tylerjames515]

I like how you get so worked up. That's my picture, whats it to you? From what I hear you just talk shit anyway.

[Smoking Guns]

i love when varg tries to convince people that he's knowledgeable about ANYTHING.

[jjjsXe]

varg, you are sooooo hot, let's see some more muscle pics! the ladies on here will looooooooove them!

[Hank Fist]

I lol'd.....bf said "what the fuck is that?"

better luck next time.

FAG.

[El Rhino]

Saturday Aug. 30- September 3rd.

Are you going to make any public appearances around here? If so, I'll probably come out and say hi.

[Hank Fist]

Saturday Aug. 30- September 3rd.

Are you going to make any public appearances around here? If so, I'll probably come out and say hi.

sounds like a 515crew get together!!

[Varg]

sequencing, programming is not recording. thats more uploading and downloading and syncing. not recording.

whats your bands name?

Yes, that's right. I'm NOT RECORDING. I'm just sequencing drums. That's all this supposed band consists of- sequenced drums. and NOTHING ELSE, no matter what you've heard.
You're a moron. Not just any kind of moron, a SPECIAL kind of moron.

I like how you get so worked up. That's my picture, whats it to you? From what I hear you just talk shit anyway.

Yep, that's me in a nutshell. You're welcome to tag along with el rhino (unless he thinks you're a fag too) and see if "what you hear" is true. I'll tell big mark to let "the guy who looks like a PENIS" in.

i love when varg tries to convince people that he's knowledgeable about ANYTHING.

Yeah, especially recording right? TSTHMoking Gunzth sthtudioz ith sthweet.
Wow, what'd you....go to a two year school up north for that or something?
Very impressive stuff I must say. But don't take my word for it, I know nothin' about nothin'....specially when it comes to musik

Saturday Aug. 30- September 3rd.

Are you going to make any public appearances around here? If so, I'll probably come out and say hi.

Yes....most likely Aug. 30th at the Loft. Then Liars club. Then back to loft. Then to the shakeyzzz.

[Big Fat Retard]

Yes....most likely Aug. 30th at the Loft. Then Liars club. Then back to loft. Then to the shakeyzzz.

Kick ass! See you at The Loft. That's my new hang out.

[El Rhino]

Yes....most likely Aug. 30th at the Loft. Then Liars club. Then back to loft. Then to the shakeyzzz.

Kick ass! See you at The Loft. That's my new hang out.

For real?


This will be a good story. Going out to the Loft with Johnny Reeferseed AND Varg.

I haven't been to The Loft in about five years. The last time I was there was with members of the Royal Netherlands Marine Corps (I've gotten to tell almost all my schmoozing with members of other countries armed forces stories in the past 24 hours, sweet). From what I remember, there were a lot of 30something slam pigs who worked in the insurance industry there, kind of like a slightly cleaned up version of the Twisted Parrot. Good times.

[joseph]

whats your bands name?

You're a moron. Not just any kind of moron, a SPECIAL kind of moron.

thanks for calling me special.

[Smoking Guns]

i love when varg tries to convince people that he's knowledgeable about ANYTHING.

Yeah, especially recording right? TSTHMoking Gunzth sthtudioz ith sthweet.
Wow, what'd you....go to a two year school up north for that or something?
Very impressive stuff I must say. But don't take my word for it, I know nothin' about nothin'....specially when it comes to musik

i didn't go to school for it at all, actually.

and i'll gladly discuss recording techniques or anything else sound related with you anytime.

however... i haven't heard any of your recordings. i'd like to hear what you can do. please post some?

i mostly just think you shouldn't go around shouting about how you're the smartest guy and better than everyone at everything. you seem to do this on every topic you participate in. sure, everyone on this board dislikes you, but that doesn't mean that you have to be confrontational all the time.

if you don't like knuckled down, that's fine. if you have a problem with the shitty recording, that's fine. just don't go puffing your chest out to everybody. it makes you look like an idiot.

[Bullet Tooth]

But if you're feeling froggy, I'll be in town:
Saturday Aug. 30- September 3rd.

so you can what...punk out for the 3rd or 4th time in a row?

no response?

i work at liars club. i was there on the 30th and i was walking around the club the whole night. did you end up going?

[Varg]

I was there....I can't believe you wouldn't have seen me. I was with someone who was 6'8", another person who was I think 6'5", another big dude, and some other people. We were there before it ever got really packed, and then we came back again once it was really packed. Went through both doors too.

I talked to corey brown in there (aka c-bone) and had a hearty lol.



Never went to the loft, didn't know it got sold/change of ownership. Also ended up at Peoples I think, that was pretty gay, 101 and the place across from Liar's. I think it was someones name, like "jacks" or "joes"....I could be way off, but you probably know which one I'm referring to.

[Bullet Tooth]

correction: i had taken off the 30th to move.

thats too bad. you wouldnt have gotten in or if you had, been quickly made to leave.

[BIll]

I wasnt expecting to like it, but I do.

Dont think I know any of those guys so thats not the reason.

For the most part, I dont even like tough guy stuff.

Harvest and Path of Restance being guilty pleasures however.

So fuck you Varg.

[Varg]

correction: i had taken off the 30th to move.

thats too bad. you wouldnt have gotten in or if you had, been quickly made to leave.

lol, DO GO ON.... impress me with your clout.


BTW, you know we don't wait in line, right? (lol, when there is one) Tell me why that is o knower of knowing.
And how long have you been working there? Obviously it can't have been for too long...

[Bullet Tooth]

correction: i had taken off the 30th to move.

thats too bad. you wouldnt have gotten in or if you had, been quickly made to leave.

lol, DO GO ON.... impress me with your clout.


BTW, you know we don't wait in line, right? (lol, when there is one) Tell me why that is o knower of knowing.
And how long have you been working there? Obviously it can't have been for too long...

im a bouncer there. if i say you go, you go. not a hard concept. tell me how youre going to get around that? you gonna get on your celly and complain?

LOL

ive been working there 2 months.

there are no lines to wait for so... youre gay and you like make believe.

[Varg]

Unless you became part owner recently, there's no way in hell you're keeping us out.

[Potter]

Yo Big Zach, this is Little Zach. I got that job at Liar's Club yo. Thanks for the lead. See you tomorrow night? I get there at 8.

[Bullet Tooth]

sorry, varg. you've threatened an employee with bodily harm and have even traveled with friends to try to do so. shit outta luck.

little zach: ill be there about 1015. see you then.

[Varg]

sorry, varg. you've threatened an employee with bodily harm and have even traveled with friends to try to do so. shit outta luck.

little zach: ill be there about 1015. see you then.

Wow dude, you seriously are one dumb mother fucker.

Since you're there tonight (and unfortunately I can't be) I'll have my friends stop by in my stead. Be sure not to let the tall dude in......and then you can take it up with Earl as to why you wouldn't let him in.

[Bullet Tooth]

wow, a tall dude. very specific description.

only you have done the deed and threatened me and i just dont feel safe around you, vargie. your incredible physique and manly chin scruff scares me.

i have no issue with your friends and they can enjoy the club all they like as long as they act appropriately, just like anyone else. in fact, if you and they came, they'd get in and you'd stay out. earl trusts my judgement, thats why he asked me to apply. you really shouldnt be bringing names into it, its sad thats all you have.

i'll say hi to him for you. whats your real name again?

[Joe]

Mark Willith.

-Joe.

[Varg]

wow, a tall dude. very specific description.

only you have done the deed and threatened me and i just dont feel safe around you, vargie. your incredible physique and manly chin scruff scares me.

i have no issue with your friends and they can enjoy the club all they like as long as they act appropriately, just like anyone else. in fact, if you and they came, they'd get in and you'd stay out. earl trusts my judgement, thats why he asked me to apply. you really shouldnt be bringing names into it, its sad thats all you have.

i'll say hi to him for you. whats your real name again?

I didn't threaten you, and now you're just acting like a faggot.
Tall is more than descriptive enough- I have it on good authority you already know at least one of them.....feel free to act like a complete douche on a power trip tonight while working the door at a club (what a sweet career choice)....I'm just gonna sit back and wait to hear about this one and try not to laugh too hard.



lol....2 months...

Mark Willith.

-Joe.

lol, I take it you didn't catch that issue of the Trib. that I was mentioned in...

[Bullet Tooth]

i was there from 1015pm on. apparently they never showed up or they were too shy to say anything. you just cant rely on tall dudes these days, can you?

im guessing youve never heard of part time jobs.

by the way, with you being ushered to the front of the line so you dont have to wait and all, its weird that no one has any clue who you are.

ps. who the fuck reads the ames tribune?

pps. who the fuck thinks being in the ames tribune is an accomplishment?

ppps. who the fuck is really that upset about not being able to get in a bar?

[Varg]

i was there from 1015pm on. apparently they never showed up or they were too shy to say anything. you just cant rely on tall dudes these days, can you?

im guessing youve never heard of part time jobs.

by the way, with you being ushered to the front of the line so you dont have to wait and all, its weird that no one has any clue who you are.

ps. who the fuck reads the ames tribune?

pps. who the fuck thinks being in the ames tribune is an accomplishment?

ppps. who the fuck is really that upset about not being able to get in a bar?

NVM, it'll be next Saturday. Who is upset about not getting into a bar?
A) I havn't been (and won't be) "kept out" and
B) There's like what, 8, 9, or 10 bars all on the same block?!

Who the fuck would care about liars?! Are you that impressed with your part time job's status?

[Bullet Tooth]

the "dont care anymore" diversion tactic. well played, sir.