515 Crew

[Joe]

Yo dudes, I got a ton of records to sell, I have to make $200 SOON, so if you're interested, comegetsome.

Way too many to list. Tons of punk and metal.

LET ME KNOW.

-Joe.

[zach krook]

i'll take almost all of the punk records, and then other weird records that don't belong to dan pepples and nwa.

yaknow, like all of the ones that belong to me would be nice.

[Joe]

I don't have your records.

-Joe.

[zach krook]

where are they?

[Joe]

You're the laziest, most annoying kid I know.
They are at the Haunted Basement... WHERE YOU LEFT THEM.

-Joe.

[Joe]

Bringing these records to Best Place Ever around 5:00 if anyone is interested.

-Joe.

[GrindCrusher]

selling another man's records.......HOW POST MODERN OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joe]

It's either sell records I have permission to sell to make up for rent not being paid or get evicted from my place and not have a space to do DIY shows in Des Moines anymore.

Pick one.

-Joe.

[GrindCrusher]

Who's records are they????????

[Joe]

They're Dan's.

-Joe.

[GrindCrusher]

By far the coolest thing you have ever done...

[Walking Thunder]

publicbickering

[TooManyHumyns]

funny when i was in this similar situation, and i threatened to do this same thing, i was reamed....im still owed $150 dollars from him personally, that collections ended up coming after me for, which led to me having to sell my guitar to cover the expenses....plus the $200 in rent that he didn't pay.....fuck that dood, he has fucked over way too many people......but I will stop by and buy some of his records for sure....and also joe, i have that cymbol stand, i will swing it by later this week. my spelling and grammar is weak...my apologies

[TooManyHumyns]

and also, brandon......sometimes people do need to 'grow up' a little and take responsiblity for their bullshit actions and decisions....fuck that dood....no excuse he has can offer can cover for all the economic damage he has done to people...im surprised anybody would be willing to live with him in the first place

[zach krook]

funny when i was in this similar situation, and i threatened to do this same thing, i was reamed....im still owed $150 dollars from him personally, that collections ended up coming after me for, which led to me having to sell my guitar to cover the expenses....plus the $200 in rent that he didn't pay.....

don't bring that up.

i brought that up and then joe called me dumb and stuff, soooo....

this situation is nothing like yours and endless slumber parties are super dumb.

i'm pretty sure that is the reaction you should expect.

[Joe]

Brandon: His records are being sold to make up for the fact that HE DIDN'T PAY RENT LAST MONTH OR THE MONTH BEFORE THAT because he has NO OTHER WAY TO OBTAIN MONEY in as little time as we have because WE HAVE BEEN THREATENED WITH EVICTION. Let that sink into your head. He was there when they were sold. He set the prices. You should shut the fuck up now.

James: Cool.

-Joe.

[DaVo]

so enough about his money problems, what records are we talking about? Nothing likew profiting from someone else misfortune. Especially if there is a deal involved.

[Joe]

Too many to list.
You're gonna have to come look.

-Joe.

[DaVo]

Too many to list.
You're gonna have to come look.

-Joe.

So was this 5pm today or 5am as in today or are they just sitting there waiting to be bought?

[Joe]

Well, I was at BPE yesterday at 5. You have until I make $300 by selling these records, and I'm almost there, so you might wanna act fast.

-Joe.

[Big Fat Retard]

Wouldn't it be easier just to kick the fucker out, get a job and pay for the place yourself? Fuck roommates. They're nothing but a headache. A buncha disrespectful, lazy, non-rent payin' muthasfuckas. I'd rather work 80 hours a week than have a fuckin roommate.

Anyway, you got any old NWA, Public Enemy or 70's punk stuff?

[El Rhino]

I´ll give Dan $30 to pull all the weeds out of my rock beds.

[vegan ss]

I´ll give Dan $30 to pull all the weeds out of my rock beds.

LOL I'll totally do it.

[El Rhino]

Fuckin´A. When can you come over? I´m in Buenos Aires now, but I get home monday morning.

[vegan ss]

How about tuesday?

[El Rhino]

Sounds good. If I´m not home, I´ll tell the ol´ lady that there might be a taller gentleman with an independent hat and big glasses on a bicycle over to pull weeds. I´ll also throw in the pea protein.

[vegan ss]

Awesome. I was thinkin 10 or 11am.

[Varg]

Great thread- two thumbs up; would read again