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I GOT INTO PUNK THEN YOU GOT INTO PUNK
I GOT A TATTOO THEN YOU GOT A TATTOO
I GREW MY HAIR LONG THEN YOU GREW YOUR HAIR LONG
I GOT MY NIPPLES PIERCED THEN YOU GOT YOUR NIPPLES PIERCED
I GOT MY SEPTUM PIERCED THEN YOU GOT YOUR SEPTUM PIERCED
BE MORE LIKE YOUR OLD MAN AND LESS LIKE ME

GIVEN THE UPCOMING FINANCIAL COLLAPSE OF THE USA DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOUVE WASTED ALOT OF TIME BECAUSE THE STATE HAS EFFECTIVELY SMASHED ITSELF MUCH BETTER THAN YOU EVER COULD?

REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID YOU COULDNT SWIM BUT WE TOOK YOU TO THE POOL ANYWAYS AND YOU GOT IN AND SWAM?

I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A GRAVITY BONG TONIGHT, PLEASE ADVISE

YOUR CATS ARE DUMB

SORRY IVE BEEN SUCH AN ASS TO YOU BEFORE, ITS ONLY BECAUSE YOURE AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL

WHO WOULDNT?

WHO AM I TALKING TO?

JON PALESTINI

MORE SWEEPS

QUIT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH

CUT THE SHIT

i wana hear waterbed 2k8

me if im not at the fest

who wouldnt?

i hope jill makes it, because despite my previous reservations about her shes actually pretty fun and an asset to any social situation she finds herself in

im also bringing tons of records to sell
mostly crap

really?

so you admit it, youre fat

either way its a joke

fuuuuuuckin a
ive always wanted to go
how many people you got?
is there a free place to stay?

heard star fucking hipsters album today
its not bad

how was this

sadly my townhome was seized after someone (dan?) called the cops about the marijuana plants i had growing in the basement

dan and i were sposed to buy a townhome together and when it came time to seal the deal he was all like "im having an emergency, ill get you my down payment at the end of the month"
six years later im still out his 12 grand down payment

posting in epic thread hoping for drama to bring lulz

dude, fuck james' poetry, its all about his comics

play shitball!

youre kinda screwed... whoever made the zip file knows the pw

tanks ftw

me joe james and thom should do a few colonizer songs and then the current colonizer should play