515 Crew

"Ed Balls" - Hahahahahahahahahaha I had to take a friend of mine to the hospital a few weeks ago and the doctor there suggested that he go to see this doctor, Dr. Balls. We laughed hysterically. Anyway, yeah, this is pretty gay. I'm for being tolerant of gayzzz, but this seems to push it a...

I think my favorite candy is still chocolate covered almonds. I love those things, even almond Hershey bars. I go through a lot of spearmint star mints at work though.

Gutter punk. Doesn't shower. Gets odd jobs from Manpower, wears the same patched up clothes everyday. Gets obnoxiously drunk and starts fights (and usually gets his ass kicked). Hates normal people, but hates artsy liberal hippy types too. infected piercings. Sleeps on a friends couch until they ca...

jjjsXe wrote:either way, don't forget to check out the mutts and the 86'd before this show, then go to this show. but don't forget to check out the mutts!

The 86'd? I met those dudes at the Gorilla Biscuits show in Minneapolis. How about a seperate thread with the details?

Once again, those guys aren't THAT big. That's not even a real "tough guy" pose. If you want to see a good example of tough guy posing, check any NYHC hardcore band or better yet, look at Rancid. They're always trying to pose like they're a bunch of homies. I think you're a little jealous,...

I don't know, I just found out about this last night. What I do know is that a while back ago this Mexican asshole named Taco Bob sued the company and the union because apparently he didn't like being called "Taco Bob", although that is how he would introduce himself. That dude got $900,00...

Bossa Nova is pretty cool. Nouvelle Vague performing "Ever Fallen In Love?" by the Buzzcocks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OLyoLltI90

Ha ha, there's someone out there with the name "Eugenio". Ha ha!

btw, the new lead singer is pretty "swoll", but it's not like the rest of the band is up for Mr. Olympia or anything.

I'll play the meth pipe and the Zubaz pants. Haven't seen any Zubaz down there. Can you even get those anymore? I'd love to get some tie dye Zubaz. I'll be there tomorrow night so you 515crew folks can come down there and insult me in person as long as you play. I notice you didn't say that you hav...

No, I think that term is like a Visa card or a black suit; it will take you anywhere.

I'll play the meth pipe and the Zubaz pants.

Mayate is a Mexican slur for blacks. It's literally a bug or something. "Moolie" is an Italian slur for blacks. It comes from the word for "eggplant", which is something close to "moolie". Beaver can't spell en Espanol. Pinche coconut!

There are no mayates or more appropriately, moolies, at Joseppe's.

As a girl, I'd like to chime in and say that huge muscles/thick necks are disgusting. Totttally not impressed, especially when you wear tight t-shirts with fake wrinkles and bleach splatters. And when you go to parties and try to dance on random girls. (anyone getting this?). No, I can't say I've e...

Sevendust? Disturbed? I know Slipknot still actually has a following, but haven't these bands moved out of the spotlight yet? If there was a good dying place for nu-metal bands (a la The Runway for 80's metal), I would figure they would be there.

might as well have taken a picture of themselves in the weight room doing the military press. then they would have actually had a reason to be flexing their big muscles(i hope this doesn't get the "courage crew" out for me..i hear they don't like internet talk). you are only really hardco...

Chale, holmes.. If you vatos ever try to rise up, we'll put your asses back behind the lawnmower again where you belong.

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Looks like 2008 is gonna be our year!

inx515xhell wrote:srsly though, whoever threw those up was probably a 16 year old who saw the documentary on nat geo.

I would hope, but the first ones I saw were a few years ago before that documentary. Mexicans don't watch Nat Geo anyway.

I've seen some MS-13 tags around Des Moines. There's a lot of Salvadorians on the SE side these days.


Those MS-13 vatos are a different kind of Mexican than Beaver.

Whats the deal with BET? Why can't we have White Entertainment Television? We already have White Entertainment Television. It's called CMT. CMT has been getting a little more "multicultural" over the past couple years. I'm still certain the viewership is approximately 100% white though. I...

Are you talking about this one: How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy,...

lindsey has really nice tits.

thats all.


There's your answer, stud.

"Speaking of ho's, lets get to the point you think you's the bomb because I rolled you a joint? You's a flea and I'm the big dog I'll scratch you off my balls with my muthafuckin' paws y'alls niggas betta reckonize cuz where i'm comin from is still East Side til I die Why axe why.... I forgot t...

I dig the updating of your avatar/signature. Very nice

I wonder if that's a jinx like getting a girl's name tattooed on you? Like after you get it painted with some "gnarly" Horseshoe Spatulas logo those guys are going to be like "Hey Prattski, uhh.... you know you're our friend and all but...uh.... we don't think you're right for the ban...

That's pretty much it. A while back ago I posted something about that dude on the internet and a guy I've hung out with a few times in California who I know to be reputable sent me an email telling me about how years ago he ratted him out and got him sent to prison for a little bit. I know this dude...

teedotjaydot wrote: then i left, and ate Los Laureles at 2 in the morning.


it was Mexi-licious.

Yikes... That place is cholo central at night.

Haha, I heard it was Jenny body slamming Lindsey Nevins! I hope that's what I happened, cause Lindsey is about the dumbest slut ever . That's it. She was going around trying to jump up and hump every dude in the bar (with her tits hanging out of her shirt, btw). I could see Jenny keeping an eye on ...