515 Crew

Elliot is one of the strongest men I've ever seen.

Smelled like somebody pinched a loaf during Catheter's set.

Hey Elliot...

Hey guys... How many graphic designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

joseph wrote:graphic artists/designers do you know?

Four. Why, whats up?

Elliot, I heard you have to be able to rollerskate in order to get into this show, so looks like you might have to stay at home anyway.

Hey Smelliot, I heard that you smell really terrible. PFFFFFAHAHAHA!

Elliot, I heard the Ramones are releasing a split with Blind Willie Johnson that night, and it will probably sell out fast. OH MY GOD< WHAT THE FUCK!?!

I think we should take a moment to remember...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU

Elliot, I heard that Stone Cold Steve Austin is battling The Rock at the same time also. Ah man, what are you gonna choose?

This just in....

How come Stand United dropped off?

Few good tittie shots.

My name is Derek. I'm 22 years old, live in Altoona, and am currently attending the prestigious DMACC and studying to be an elementary school teacher. I have a girlfriend named Kristy who has recently replaced me with weed and booze. Storkus is my older brother. I work at the Vaudeville Mews as a so...

Walking Thunder wrote:All lies. Derek made her edgebreak.

This is true. Me or the X's, bottom line.

First ever 515crew missed connections.

Walking Thunder wrote:Shooo Shooooo!

Is that the Des Moines rap mating call that can be heard at Kyd N Tre shows?

Sleeping in the Aviary is good stuff, I'm pumped.

xkristyx wrote:

Furious D wrote: But that wouldn't have worked, because they all look the same. OOOOOOHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just kidding.

You just cancelled out the just kidding with the just kidding in your signature.... racist!

AAAAGHHH LOGIC IS SO CONFUSING!!!

i think we've learned our lesson that making lists of attendees only hurts peoples feelings. i think we should make everybody sign at the door while they get stamped. Maybe a photo too. Just in case someone tries something funny... like trying to punch the glass out of the front door. But that woul...

Joe wrote:HANDSOME.
HAHAHAHA.
HARDLY.

-Joe.

I'm going to shave your head while you are sleeping.

I was also left out of the list. I was the handsome, friendly door man.

I think this is something we can all agree on.

Joe wrote: No, it's a really good idea, because it gets a bunch of idiots with Xs around their names to register and cry about stupid, stupid shit.
-Joe.

Please don't generalize me with "those people."

Skeletonwitch is sitting at the bar of the Mews right now. Don't use the excuse that you thought they werent gonna show. Get down here!!!!

Holy shit, this rules!

@nonymous wrote: -curry (flavored) cashews

Dude, where can I find these? Sounds amazing.

Only two paying customers at this show. Tragic. These guys were great. Pull it together, 515crew, shoulda been there.