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flippo gave me a bottle of tanqueray VODKA for giving him a ride home. i never finished it.

"Schwienebart huh? that's a german name. i like germany. they make good things over there... bmws... "
(don't say it! don't say it you drunk fuck)
"...THE SHAMWOW!!!"

highland park country club. close to red rooster. has great greasy food. pool trouble, megatouch. shitty jukebox. also, straight liquor shots are huge. almost every time i'm there someone introduces themselves to me. total townie bar with really nice yet trashy and funny people. also close enough to...

los llaureles
la pena
el alguila real tastes the same as el rodeo to me. both decent but not kickass.

yes, i am holding one for you.

yep, i do have one on hold for you.

ok just one ticket to get rid of now.

zzz had this lp last time i was there.

no, it's not sold out. i just bought some for someone who decided they can't go.
i'll mail them to you or we can meet somewhere in des moines.
paypal or cash. they cost me 17.98 or something close to $18 after fees. i have two to get rid of.

i have a couple extra and will sell them at cost.

oh i totally disagree with him but i don't think he's dumb at all. obviously this is more joke than anything with the limited answers. there was supposed to be a third, more neutral answer but it didn't show up.

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