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Sword of Doom is so fucking good. Holy shit.

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers is a really fun movie. How those guys can just bounce around like they weigh nothing when they look like lumberjacks I don't understand. The part where they steal the women is hilarious. Good movie if you are into lush technicolor musicals.

I need to get Watermelon Man from the library again. That movie fucking rules.

I saw White Christmas with my mom. Boy do I love Danny Kaye. I would go gay for Kaye. I throughly reccommend The Court Jester and The Inspector General for more great Kaye action.

Finally got around to watching The Kingdom of Heaven. It actually was good, I was expecting a shitfest.

I got the 3x7" Boris put out plus the bonus 7" and I have to say these songs suck. That band is so inconsistent. I broke out my Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse lp out again and that record is fucking rad. Paintbox is my #1 this year followed by AGN.

I'm reading Moby Dick for the 2nd time this year and it is the best book ever written. I also have this book checked out: Herman Melville's Picture Gallery: Sources and Types of the Pictorial Chapters of Moby-Dick by Stuart M. Frank and it is pretty amazing. This is probably my favorite picture in i...

I don't even know who the fuck Crumpty Williams is, but I do know that he isn't metal enough for me. I like my guys wearing black, 3" spiked gauntlets and corpse paint.

Christians are fucking lame, and handsbrushed is lamer than most. "Excuse me just a minute, I've got to talk to my invisible friend before we can eat." Hail Satan.

Burn the churches! Kill the christians! Bring back Nero! Hail Satan! I need more exclamation points! ! ! !!! ! ! ! !

Also, those three christian bands all suck. All good music is inspired by the dark lord and evil one. Hail Satan. Who wants to go church burning with me?

I shall be going to this show. If anyone from the IC wants to carpool, get in touch with me.