515 Crew

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated...

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/articl ... rse-Trauma




ahahahaha, a fucking DEAD HORSE TRAUMA TATTOO discussion. So embarrassed by this town. "ITS BIGGER THAN JUST OUR BANDD" FOR REAL?

How the fuck is this band on the cover of juice? Was it an ironic issue? Did I miss something? They've been around for YEARS (amounting to nothing) whereas my band has never even played a show with its current lineup in the last year and has more likes on Facebook. Joke publication is a JOKE. FUCK T...

The bar staff are fucking cunts- especially the women. $15 drink MINIMUM when using a card. Suck a fat dick, jewbangers.


The sound is shit too.

Ok, I saw this awhile back. I have plenty of experience in this area. Yeah, no shit you do, because you try to get on every fucking show that comes through town- whether or not it even makes sense. Why the fuck would you open for Cattle Decapitation or Black Dahlia Murder or Arsis or any of these t...

The people posting on that page are fucking retarded- either because they can't type a coherent thought or because they're just fucking retarded. These people and bands need to start being named- then mocked and ridiculed. I'll start; Fill in the blank: _____- fuck you. How many of these shows have ...

There were only two things that I was really pointing out....... 1) Des Moines has recently hosted a number of both legendary and up and coming bands. This can be said for multiple genre's, but I know for fact in the realm of metal....because I attended these shows personally! 2) I think pretty muc...

\ If you are promoter it should be their job to try to get as many asses in seats Yep, and that's it, period. It's not the fucking band's job. That is what promoters GET PAID FOR- for doing actual work, not copping out and dumping their workload on bright-eyed/bushy-tailed unsuspecting kids who bas...

dont wanna get to into this, but threre's three sides to every story. I agree that the deal mentioned in the OP (original post) is shady and sounds like crap. On the other hand, many bands don't spend enough time promoting themselves. Another issue is some criticism should fall on the shoulders of ...

I've been saying this shit for years. STOP DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB. You get absolutely NOTHING out of it. First of all, nobody gives a fuck ever if you open for some touring band- especially the touring bands. Read that again. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK. They aren't there to see you and it's highly unlikel...

Either you don't know what djent is or you didn't listen to any of the tracks.













...or both.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/20222_553353554680430_1825845554_n.png The EP will be up for FREE on Bandcamp. So there it is. Go talk shit. Most of you guys probably already know Chaney from PITHOGF and FCTS. www.facebook.com/systemssound Navene Koperweis (Animals As Leaders/Animosity/F...

No, there's plenty to bitch about.

How the fuck am I, crumpty, and anonymous not on this list?


Also- xkristyx needs to be on that list. Fuck that sloot.



THE LIST IS BULLSHIT.

Just realized I haven't voted in this thread yet.


I WILL VOTE ON NOV. 6TH AND THEN ALL VOTES WILL BE TALLIED AND A CHAMPION CROWNED.


Winner will also receive "Biggest Asshole of the 515 crew" t-shirt. One of a kind.

Exclusive: People's is closing Saturday Exclusive: People's is closing Saturday. Tweet . I've received word from owner Tom Zmolek that People's on Court, 214 Court Ave., will be closing this week after the shows scheduled for Friday and Saturday. I'll updating with more details soon. http://desmoin...

This forum is done.

No mention of the B-52's in Dubuque on 7/7. Shit list is SHIT.





Oh, and WHO??

Desperate need for a show.


Desperate need.



Desperate.



I just watched Bear Grylls drink his own piss and you're talking about desperate need for a show. Is English your first language or do you just normally over-exaggerate everything like a 15 year-old girl?

Oh wow, dead horse trauma- they're the next Calous!

This thread!!!

If you have an amp- turn it down. Drums- buy an electronic kit. Both are easier and cheaper solutions than what you're proposing.

Will they take anything in trade? I've got some CDs and an old laptop.

Fuck this thread.

I'll go ahead and add Fuddrucker's to the list. $12 for a MEH burger. Blow me.



And zombie burger is gay because it's capitalizing on a gay zombie-craze that's already gay enough.

Anything from hy-vee tastes like shit. Their deli is a fucking disgrace. Hy-vee chinese in Ames was substantially better than the ones in des moines for some reason. It DOES taste like shit down here. Taco John's tastes like shit. Their beef is fucking dog-food quality. Absolutely disgusting. There'...

kylervk wrote:
http://www.vice.com/read/were-premierin ... mane-track

Did not enjoy.

Much better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzEIvRLt ... ture=share

DaVo wrote:

Rooster wrote:shut the fuck up

(yawn) agree.

COOL DUDE. Way to bump a thread that had already been dead for two days. Just had to remind yourself of your relevance here, is that it?

Kudos on another well played hand, shit-head.

I don't know which is funnier, the fact that you keep posting your resume to impress me and a group of people that you continue to describe as stupid or the fact that it's so easy to get your panties in a bunch. You left yourself wide open with the teaching reference, it's was an easy target and I ...