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Varg knows the answer! Varg, please write a short essay on how to fix the following crises: 1. United States Economy 2. United States Education System 3. Housing 4. Terrorism 5. Metallica 10 points a piece. 50 point total. This is so easy... 1) Raise taxes 2) Raise taxes 3) Raise taxes 4) Raise tax...

Although somewhat dated....you get the idea. http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2008/12/16/2008-12-16_gov_david_paterson_unveils_dire_new_york.html http://www.drudgereport.com NY BUDGET BLOWOUT: 88 NEW FEES, TAXES 18% tax on soda, iPod tax, movie theater tax, sporting event tax, taxi tax, bus tax, ...

People should listen to Cynic because they were one of the first bands to start introducing jazz parts into death metal. DUH. This is a milestone in technical death metal, one of the firsts, DUH. As for the second album, that's something I wouldn't call a milestone at all, however. Varg sucks and w...

"The problems the children might encounter in school, he said, "would be icing on the cake.""

lol, $8250? That's not happening....... ...in DSM. How much was People's expecting? seriously, those of you who don't know about Cynic NEED to check that shit out. Two albums 15 years apart and they're both milestones. i'd be totally in for seeing Meshuggah, but we're talking about Cynic here people...

Also, panhandlers in a city can easily make enough money in one day to afford a prepaid cell phone. Register just had an article on this last week...apparently the panhandlers who reguraly frequent the merle hay exit make about $10-20 an hour on most days (working in 4 hour shifts). lol, I believe ...

Are your lives so fulfilling and exciting that you live out your fantasies of boredom vicariously through this forum? What the fuck. No retarded shit from @dam senecaut or ilikehorses, but a plethora of low-brow fart joke news stories from a big fat fucking retard. Do I have to do everything around ...

Varg- age 16, virgin, failed DMACC (had to drop-out), never been in a band, but I have A youtube video. I go to church on Sunday mornings, but then I practice witchcraft/satanism in my parents basement Sunday nights with my friends- (cause I'm evil like that) so it alllll balances out. I have no fri...

Crumpty Williams wrote: holy shit dude this definitely the best thread on 515crew in a long time. thanks for posting ed. I've been reading this in class and seriously struggling to stifle my laughter.

'holy shit dude' this is weeks old....which equates to about 5 years old in internet years.

storkus wrote: Even worse, how fucking sad is it that society has failed you in such a way where you spend your days in manly hysterics rather than being able to accept the way you are, for fear of being marginalized and repressed?

I lol'd. Working out= not accepting the way you are.

I can think of very few things that are more homoerotic than that profile. Seriously, even straight up hardcore gay porno is less gay than that, because at least they're getting paid for it. There's a chance they don't even really enjoy it, and they're just there to get a check. Varg, on the other ...

Judging by the back acne(guess some could be freckles couldn't see that well) and the 'puffy nips' I'm betting Varg is on the roids. Also taking into consideration most guys on roids are obessed w/ their b.f%. I wish it was backne, but it's the result of multiple sun-burns. No juice. And definitely...

Varg is looking a little pudgy at the end there. Looks like he may be slacking. It's a "relaxed" pose. And how many pudgy people do you know that have VISIBLE ABS? Without going in to too much detail- you're wrong and right at the same time- but more wrong. There are two layers of fat- vi...

i was reading b9board and accidently came across this. some of the gayest looking pictures i've ever seen. congratuations. http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/Willith/more.php?section=progresspics lol, u mad? That was some pretty impressive detective work. I've got to admit, you're quite the sleuth, ...

lol @ "resistance and struggle"

What a difference they'll make with phony newspapers...

Hank Fist wrote:you ever wanked it to Ann Coulter?

No.

I'd like to see a distribution agreement that any of you labels ( ) have.


And if you don't have one....then what the fuck are you even talking for?

hahaha

He's not as dumb as you probably wish he was. HIGHLY DEBATABLE! agreed. also, why would i wish he's dumb? i don't want people who are supposedly representing my home state sounding like dipshits...especially someone with that much access to press. Because you have penis envy. I wouldn't be surprise...

are you guys talking about this douche: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJFeCMTJlv4 lol, that was fucking sweet. I bet that felt like a big 'ol sandbag shoved up your minge. minge? ....minge? for real? when did you turn british? have you been living overseas without telling us? are you pulling a mad...

annie_fannie wrote:are you guys talking about this douche:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJFeCMTJlv4

lol, that was fucking sweet. I bet that felt like a big 'ol sandbag shoved up your minge.

first of all rite.....ummmmmmm, no! there was no way in hell i was gna be in that video...fuck no!...tho... corey taylor in his stupid fucking fedora, suit and rockstar attitude DID directly asked me , lacy, molly and ronnie, to be in the 'new video for slipknot, that is going to be on mtv..."...

Hank Fist wrote:Is it the same song?

Well, he's dragging a shovel around the capital....is there more than ONE recent video of this happening?

corey taylor and slipknot were recording their new video today down at nolan plaza...corey walked up to us(food not bombs) and asked if we wanted to be in a 'music video thats for slipknot'........part of me really wanted to say yes, just because it would be hilarious...but i had to say no..it was ...

Frank t.v....
"chocolate news"...

Daily show...
shitty show after the daily show....

Everything on cartoon network...

uh...90% of television.

sometimes, people just can't coexist with one another and they have to fight until one of them is dead, know what i mean? lol, yeah brah, I'd love to see you fight ANY conservative. You're quite the tough cookie- what with remaining "anonymous" and with all your pussy "let's take dow...

To me Obama going to a Muslim school as a kid shouldn't mean anything; it's just like choosing to follow Christianity or some other religion. How does that make him Arabic? I personally don't care about the election but after watching these, it's pathetic most of the reasons these people hate him. ...

you sure you wanna put those comparisons together? calling someone a fundamentalist christian for having insane right-wing beliefs isn't close to being so ignorant to think that someone with a name that sounds like "osama" is muslim He's not called a muslim for having HUESSEIN as a middle...

robdigi wrote:
Really? When was the last time Ahmadinejad strolled through Manhattan?

When he was at the UN's general assembly in NY? I'm pretty sure it was 2006.