515 Crew

^ James' room, though three rooms are openning so basically anywhere. I was going mainly off this. "Does listening to Frederic Chopin or Beethoven's Seventh Symphony give you goosebumps?" Also I have sources that claim recent Varg sightings are Grey's Lake. Ok dude, you are dumb as shit. ...

"Do you prefer slower guitar solos where every note means something instead of guitarists simply trying to play faster than the next guitarist?" lol, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. You're not even looking in the right state: http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/msg/1236946568.html ...

If someone says a word I don't want to hear, I politely ask them not to say it around me. If they don't stop, I will just get as far away as possible. If I can't get away, I beat them with a skateboard. Jesus Christ, who the fuck even wants to hang out with you when you're such a whiney little fagg...

Jesus Christ....Iowa really is months behind the rest of the world.

What the fuck...you guys are pathetic on a level that isn't even funny anymore.

http://www.tmz.com/


Good night sweet prince (no 4chan)

servo wrote:does this dude live in des moines?
why did i just see him at a dong?
this is almost as cool as the time i saw paully unstoppable in a parking lot in indiana.

Hal hangs out with him. They go around in a "drum bucket circle" thing and get free tattoos. True story.

Old news is old. Just wish I had been signed up BEFORE that nigger broke into my apartment...

Saw them at metalfest. Don't care for the other bands on the tour. Would have to pay.

In return for a ride to/from the show.

Tomorrow (Wed)

Lodging provided courtesy two Berklee graduates.


I will be retaining slightly less water.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/MorkeLegioner/DSCN1658small.jpg Dave Brockie- aka Oderus Urungus, Josh Elmore- Cattle Decap., Yours truly. GWAR is fucking hilarious and their show is the most entertaining I've ever seen. They're all super nice guys too. That's the only pic going up. I didn't...

joseph wrote:no care ever.

u mad?

u mad?



FAGGOTS.

Hi....I'm here for the gang-bang?

BMI is a worthless measuring method that is horribly flawed.


I wouldn't be surprised to see the govt. use this statistic as an excuse to tax overweight people though.

Well, good to see you going to the gym, James. I think the worst locker room experience I had was an old guy that looked like Wilford Brimley (the oatmeal guy) walking around buck naked and winking at me in Aspen's locker room. Yikes. Usually things are alright there, but tonight was especially bad...

No contracts and a high concentration of melanin... They give the guys at the halfway house a free membership so you get a lot of ex-cons. After tonight I see what you mean, Varg...it got considerably darker. Weights scattered everywhere, lots of hootin' and hollerin', people standing around textin...

This is old news. Well, I'd hardly call it newsworthy. Definitely shines some light on where his priorities were when the country was facing such a detrimental economic downturn. I don't follow garbage like this, but I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out that he got some feminine-breed of dog. ...

Yeah, totally! I never say NIGGER unless I wanna look cool and score e-points with the the dirtiest, shittiest bunch of ragtag losers the 515 has to offer. Guess you're spot on then....God just go fuck your sister you'll still never have a real job ever You go to a music school, bitch. I have a deg...

lol, everything Varg posts is sooooo forced. -Joe. Yeah, totally! I never say NIGGER unless I wanna look cool and score e-points with the the dirtiest, shittiest bunch of ragtag losers the 515 has to offer. If anybody's posts here are forced- it's obviously yours. You go out of your way in nearly e...

*posts text with stars around it*

*hits submit*

How much is it? Any contracts? A lot of niggers?

I might end up in Des Moines for about a week...will need a place to up the irons (no maiden).

Where are you working out at brah?

tylerjames515 wrote:I think we should all fight each other. Whoever comes out victorious is the only one allowed to talk shit.

In for this. Will be back May 11th.

klik you say? I'm in...

robdigi wrote:Varg makes plenty of valid points...

joseph wrote:
but varg hasnt made a single valid point about music.

I lol'd. Guess that makes you the biggest dipshit of the whole bunch.



Btw, how's the weather in Iowa? I heard it was partly queer, with a chance of FAG.

oh, so you study music to make yourself think you're better than everyone else? cool. if youre not going to teach music, then the job market just slimmed considerably for someone with such a laughable degree. and varg, you are not smarter than ANYONE. it's often that lowbrow racists who have diffic...

An exerpt from an A paper: By yours truly Tell me Schonberg just HAPPENED to stumble into creating this... While you hear "weirdness for weirdness' sake" there is far more going on than meets your ear. Some similarities can be easily heard- Others first need to be seen , before they can be...

you have shitty taste in music. you make music more of a math problem, which makes music BORING. even with all your school (and lifting weight and all that other shit you do), you'll never end up doing anything more than giving ten-year-olds guitar lessons. On the contrary, it makes music far more ...

pfft. varg likes steve vai and yngwie malmsteen. his opinion means ZERO. I also like Christina Aguilera, Nelly Furtado, Rihanna, Carrie Underwood, Sugarland, Little Big Town, and Leann Rimes. Can you guess how many of them write songs? Now can you guess how many of them have the best songwriters in...