515 Crew

inx515xhell wrote:i'd assume cuz they have wives or gfs who would frown upon such shenanigans.

Yes this is correct. It's happened before apparently. Dumbest shit I've ever heard... alright, here we go...

Old news is OLD. Chris Lambert has been signed on to play Raiden for over a year now. I'm really thinking time slows down in Iowa. Something to do with wormholes...

Pictures and stories coming tonight hopefully. Just got them all uploaded and resized. Took for-fucking-ever.

Last Elixir wrote:It just sucks to be the world of music lately. =O Has anyone announced what the cause of death on him was yet?

lol, is that a serious question? Dude did more drugs than Keith Richards. But I'm gonna guess cause of death will be ruled as AIDS.

We always have luck with the YMCA and Gold's letting us in. Just call them ahead of time and let them know you are touring. That's a good idea, but at the same time it's not all that practical. A lot of times the gyms are miles away and I can't take off in the van & trailer driving through down...

Sorry about the delays, i'm on tour myself and actually am doing awesome things EVERYDAY unlike varg who has time to facebook blog about showing up to the venue and sitting there. *EDIT - Misread varg's post, whoopz. The only person in that band that knows me is Ryan, who started the band. The rest...

lol, damn dude, maybe if you spent less time being jealous and more time accomplishing shit you wouldn't be such a nig.


cool story bro

lol'd. Will have to respond later.



CA metalfest was yesterday...and it was pretty good.

So it's not long before you start missing some of the simple things in life when you're on a tour like this. I'd have to say the top three for me are: Two-ply toilet paper, sleep, and food. The combination of no sleep and little food has made me lose about 9 lbs at the half-way point of this tour. M...

avoid the minx. if its anything like when i worked there still, they dont allow anyone to stand up or be loud at all. they have old guys that come in and spend 3k a night pretty regularly so they keep it real tame. probably should avoid the lumberyard too if you dont like the blacks. LOL, like I've...

No... I'm the Tour Manager. "TM". Some of my duties include advancing shows, settling with the venue/promoter at the end of the night (getting paid), filling out soundscan sheets, W-9's, paperwork stuff Cattle needs for taxes at the end of the tax year, making sure shit runs on time/gets d...

4/27- Baltimore, MD Baltimore is a cesspool, both the city and people. The venue was in the middle of the hood. Hadn't seen a white person in at least two miles. Such a fucked up place to put a metal venue that only white kids frequent. We tried to park in this parking lot behind the venue but some ...

lukerauch wrote:varg, i'm pretty sure nobody on here gives a fuck about you. am i right?

Yeah, I'm sure they'd much rather hear about your shit-dick cum-guzzling adventures. If you care so little, why were you even at the show on 4/20?
Keep living in your fantasy rockstar world brah.

I met some of the Rose Funeral guys since they're friends with Cattle. Talked about a certain individual on this board who we mutually dislike. Maxxwell, get on here and defend yourself! I demand an internet fight! By the way, Varg, I'd much rather read about the bands and tour experiences you're h...

Nobody uses Myspace. Facebook doesn't allow more than like 250 letters per box. Nobody uses Livejournal. Plus, I know there's at least one person here that wants to read some of this stuff...

There's not much going on here anyway, gives you something to read.

Just going to keep a brief collection of thoughts on here because it takes to long to write shit down and I never have the time to do it. I'm not doing it for any other reason than to be able to reference it later, so you can eat a dick. These are just some of the more memorable shows & moments ...

No, fuck Calous forever. Those dudes are shitty and were loading in their equipment WHILE my old band was playing (walking in front of me while I'm doing vocals mid song and leaving their equipment right there) and I found it a bit disrespectful... Hallowed Hysteria hates us too because kids were m...

Apparently the show was cancelled. Trying to get it rescheduled somewhere else. Haven't heard anything new in a few days.


White Chapel sucks ass.

At Gabes
For Cattle Decap
Uhhh...might already have someone guestlisted for that show.

I'll be there tonight. Will serve as my farewell show. Doing the rest of the tour with them. Alllllll the way through 5/27.

Joe wrote:Varg, do you even know how to circlepit?

-Joe.

lol, see you in IA City on 5/7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euD71vp5M&feature=related lol-the video is confusing as hell, but read the comments. Priceless. " I would suck on her sweet pussy until her head caved in Don't know about anyone else but I can't even tell you how many times i've whacked off to this episode ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO73-WlOHhM&feature=related lol, I remember that one. The guy who was shooting the commercial was a friend of Belding's and he invited some of the kids over (serious pedo-vibes) for his party and they started smoking weed. I'm sure they would've busted out some co...

Screech: Kelly! I know he asked you to go with him. Is the answer yes? Kelly: Well, you can't tell Zack, but [shakes head yes] Screech: Oh, my! What a moment! What a thrill! First the Berlin Wall comes down, then the Brady Bunch comes back, and now Zack and Kelly are going steady! http://img.photob...

Becky Belding: Why don't you get me ginger ale, with a big scoop of peanut butter?
Screech: Ah, that's my favorite combination too.
Lisa: Well, Screech, maybe you're pregnant.
Screech: Oh, don't be ridiculous, Lisa. I'm not even married.

Jesse: Haven't you ever heard of the women's movement?
Slater: Yeah, why don't you change into something cute and MOVE IT on in to the kitchen.

Varg wont give any so Here's a 315 lb Deadlift...next lift is 365lb Deadlift for 5 reps. Uhh, I'm confused. If that's you in the picture, then it looks like you should be able to DL A LOT more than 365 x 5. I uploaded a video just for you and the rest of the 515'ers. This is me deadlifting 425 x 3....

And I'm certainly not saying that you don't get enough exercise or you need to go to the gym--far from it. I'm poking fun because you're knocking on gym culture. Not everyone that goes to the gym gains a body like Varg because not everybody feels the need to dead-lift a Lotus Elise or VW Bug. It's ...

varg didnt see it. Yeah, I thought if I lied about seeing it you guys would think I was cool and want to hang out. Mopeds are cool, but I am into scooters, significant difference. Also, I used to lift, back in 8th and 9th grade when I actively played sports. I feel that playing drums ,skateboarding...

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/04/15/midwest.fireball/index.html?section=cnn_latest Follow the link- it has video of it. Shit was crazy. I was on my way to the gym when I saw it. I can't believe people in that many states saw it... I didn't think it was THAT big and far away. "Authorities in seve...