515 Crew

Luke, let me come sell shirts for you band.

Does anyone on this board even mosh? Other than Tyler, I guess.

Dude's a racist, homophobic shithead.

maxxwell wrote:shane you dont know shit about dope smoke, how can you be in dem?

It's because I fucking RULE.

Dude, it's because they are super radical and alternative, DUH!

COOL, NOW I CAN GO GET MY SCHOLARSHIP WITHOUT FEELING LIKE I'M MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING.

You'll just have to wait till the tape comes out, puppy.

That's what it's meant for, dawg!

myspace.com/animalmothers515

I'm playing drums in this band now, we recorded at my house today.

As always, talk shit.

lol, you talking about climbing the social ladder is so fucked up.

Drumline is pretty fucking sick.

varg, i'm pretty sure nobody on here gives a fuck about you. am i right? Yeah, I'm sure they'd much rather hear about your shit-dick cum-guzzling adventures. If you care so little, why were you even at the show on 4/20? Keep living in your fantasy rockstar world brah. This is so backwards it's almo...

Yeah, stoked. I feel better about possibly having to miss this now.

HEY LOOK, ANOTHER SHOW I'D LIKE TO GO TO, BUT CAN'T.

This show will be fucking awesome though. I'll be driving from Des Moines and coming back that night. I have 3 (4 if you're really pushing it) open seats in my car. Offering seats for gas money/blowjobs.

Fuck swing beats.

Lol, Hallowed Hysteria. Fucking shitheads.

Dude, you just quoted Charles Manson as if he were one of your heroes or something. What the fuck is wrong with you? Legitimate question.

Props, J Brizz.

Would be sweet if it were all ages...

I'm a broken record, I know.

She's too xpunkx for that.

I'd like to try vegan KFC just to see if it tasted anything like regular fried chicken. But yeah, that shit sucks for your health, it definitely wasn't/wouldn't be a frequent thing for me.

So, totally unrelated to how I can't see Lightning Bolt... does anybody know where I can get a fake ID?

Just google'd it, looks lame. If I wanted to play some old ass bitches, I'd go to the Grandview courts on a Sunday afternoon.

No idea what that is, but I'm down to play sometime.

YOU FUCKED UP.

I'd say I'm about that level.