515 Crew

Smoking Guns wrote:oh... is THAT what dogs playing poker looks like??

No, but I couldn't find an actual picture of dogs playing poker so I put up the picture of one of my family reunions from the 70's.

"I read on 515 Crew that 50% of cops are bad so that must be right" It's true because I said it. I've been in contact with hundreds of cops in my life. The dickhead to good guy ratio among cops is about 50/50. About half of our cops are guys who got punked out of their lunch money in Jr H...

I'm going to assume at least two hundred cops. I'm also going to assume by contact you mean direct contact. You're correct. At least 200 cops. I've had conatct with law enforcement since 1972 when I got busted shoplifting a squirtgun 1. How old are you older than fuck 2. How many states have you liv...

"I read on 515 Crew that 50% of cops are bad so that must be right" It's true because I said it. I've been in contact with hundreds of cops in my life. The dickhead to good guy ratio among cops is about 50/50. About half of our cops are guys who got punked out of their lunch money in Jr H...

Call 410-396-3835 and ask for Dude.

Why get Wizard rugs when you can get dogs playing poker?

You should ride along. I'll need someone to help change my colostomy bag.

SALVATORE RIVIERI
4 DELIGHT AVE
NOTTINGHAM, MD 21236
1-410-882-6737

His phone has been disconnected, but I doubt he changed his address. Mail him and tell him your disgust.

I would say that the asshole to cool cop ratio is about 50/50. The cool ones are the ones that look the other way when they catch you with weed or open beers in your car.

If these kids would have had any stones, they would have all jumped on the fag cop and beat his ass with their skateboards and then ran. That cop is nothing but a little pussy fag.

Beaver wrote:No one is going b/c you blow.

That's too bad. You missed our first Titties for T-shirts giveaway and lot's of hot lesbian action by the Grandview Girls.

This Saturday I'm gonna get all stoned and take a tour along SE 14th and eat a burrito from every taco wagon I see. I'll have a review for y'all later.

How big of a cunt do you have to be to try to put the taco wagons out of business? http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/p ... /802130381

I'm still going to write him in.

Tonight!!

Anyone else think Tampa Josh and El Rhino need to get a room?

I can't help it. I have a serious man crush on you. Maybe I could help you move back to Des Moines and we could do things like go to hockey games together or go see the Nadas at Peoples.

inx515xhell wrote:i wish i was there so i could harsh your mellow ALL FUCKING NIGHT!

You'll be harshing my mellow in spirit I'm sure. I'll eat a big ass cheeseburger and french fries deep fried in bacon grease in your honor.

I'll play the meth pipe and the Zubaz pants. Haven't seen any Zubaz down there. Can you even get those anymore? I'd love to get some tie dye Zubaz. I'll be there tomorrow night so you 515crew folks can come down there and insult me in person as long as you play. I notice you didn't say that you hav...

El Rhino wrote:I'll play the meth pipe and the Zubaz pants.

Haven't seen any Zubaz down there. Can you even get those anymore? I'd love to get some tie dye Zubaz.

I'll be there tomorrow night so you 515crew folks can come down there and insult me in person as long as you play.

if I was a drummer, I get a picture of a black chick's big booty printed on my bass drum head. The audience could watch it shake everytime you kick it.

Furious D wrote:Whats the deal with BET? Why can't we have White Entertainment Television?

We already have White Entertainment Television. It's called CMT.

Jethro's getting a pretty good crowd down there every Friday. He doesn't what kind of music you play. It would be a blast if some 515crew bands came down and played. It would be a nice change of pace from the classic rock and blues covers I have to hear all the time.

but I can't figure out how to edit my profile on here.

Come on a jam with the likes of these folks. http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n121/jrshighrollers/band%20pics/phildonahue.jpg Phil Donahue on the drums http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n121/jrshighrollers/band%20pics/jethro.jpg http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n121/jrshighrollers/band%20pics/j...

Bring your guitars and beer money. Hank, don't forget the pedal steel.

Whatever happened to Killmesara? I thought he was going to stomp my head in or something like that.