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by Big Fat Retard
Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: "Fallen Lotus" - Juggalo content.
Replies: 12
Views: 2585

Re: "Fallen Lotus" - Juggalo content.

I wonder if they're going to spray 2 liter bottles og Faygo all over her casket at the funeral.
by Big Fat Retard
Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 515 Dream Couple
Replies: 27
Views: 7306

Re: 515 Dream Couple

I once got a handjob from Herb. He tried to make a video, but his battery went dead.
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 31, 2008 2:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Westboro protesting in Parkersburg.
Replies: 15
Views: 1279

Re: Westboro protesting in Parkersburg.

Aren't there any snipers retired from the military that could take care of Phelps and his posse? I doubt a jury would ever convict someone for offing Phelps.
by Big Fat Retard
Fri May 30, 2008 8:44 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Reeferseed w/ Cirrus Minor. Hull Ave Tavern. 5/31
Replies: 0
Views: 243

Reeferseed w/ Cirrus Minor. Hull Ave Tavern. 5/31

Show starts at 9 or so with Cirrus Minor. The Reeferseed posse will start around 11:30. No Cover, cheap drinks, best bar in town. The only reason not to go is if you're at the Poison Control, Tyborg Jig gig. That's where I'd be if we weren't playing.
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 24, 2008 4:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: TJ or @
Replies: 23
Views: 1676

Re: TJ or @

teedotjaydot wrote:very good movie that flew under the radar for the most part.

we have it....
Pootie Tang?
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 24, 2008 12:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What's going on tonight?
Replies: 0
Views: 200

What's going on tonight?

It looks like Kool and The Gang is going to get rained out tonight. I'm gonna be totally bummed if it is. Any good shows happening?
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 24, 2008 12:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Need a part-time job, 5pm-9pm shifts?
Replies: 4
Views: 525

Re: Need a part-time job, 5pm-9pm shifts?

So they want you to take a test to make sure you don't use recreational drugs in order for you to get hired to serve people a recreational drug?
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things that are younger than Davo.
Replies: 50
Views: 3366

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

inx515xhell wrote:EVERYONE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD!!!!
Wrong. I saw the Ramones in 1978 so fuck all y'all!

The only movement I care about is the big ass bowel movement I had this morning after a night of keg beer and sloppy joes.
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 17, 2008 3:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hank III
Replies: 17
Views: 1074

Re: Hank III

El Rhino wrote:
Big Fat Retard wrote: What are you doing about 7 tonight? I'll be over on the Southside. How about if I buy you a burrito at the Taco Jerez truck and we'll go snake hunting while we listen to Ass Jack


I'll be busy. You're going to have to hunting for trouser snake on your own.
:cry: :cry: :cry:
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 17, 2008 3:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mews closing in September?
Replies: 145
Views: 12963

Re: Mews closing in September?

teedotjaydot wrote:please refer to the beginning of my super long post with your answer in bold up there hombre.
So nobody really knows. I like going to shows there so I hope they stay open. If they don't, I'm sure there will be other places to play. Always has been, always will.
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 17, 2008 2:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hank III
Replies: 17
Views: 1074

Re: Hank III

El Rhino wrote:You would fuck a snake if someone held it still for you.
What are you doing about 7 tonight? I'll be over on the Southside. How about if I buy you a burrito at the Taco Jerez truck and we'll go snake hunting while we listen to Ass Jack
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 17, 2008 2:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hank III
Replies: 17
Views: 1074

Re: Hank III

El Rhino wrote:HA HA HA LOL YOU FUCK FAT CHICKS LOL!


Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you've moved on from weed-related material all the time, but we get the point.
I only fuck fat chicks if they have weed.
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 17, 2008 1:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hank III
Replies: 17
Views: 1074

Re: Hank III

El Rhino wrote:I had a dream the other day that I was talking to Afroman about you. He spoke in a very dignified and proper manner and talked all kinds of shit about you. What a fucked up dream.
I'm flattered. Did he say anything about me fucking fat chicks and not even using being drunk as an excuse?
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 17, 2008 12:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Reverend Horton Heat, Nashville Pussy People's Court
Replies: 13
Views: 1283

Re: Reverend Horton Heat, Nashville Pussy People's Court

lilryan69 wrote:Yeah it's gonna be a bunch of old Hairy Mary bar whores with pegged jeans, pompadours and mouths full of cum...ha
That's me to a T.
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 17, 2008 12:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: anyone want a dog???
Replies: 4
Views: 400

Re: anyone want a dog???

photo?
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 17, 2008 12:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mews closing in September?
Replies: 145
Views: 12963

Re: Mews closing in September?

Does anyone really know if the Mews is really closing? Until it's verified, does it matter?
by Big Fat Retard
Sat May 17, 2008 12:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hank III
Replies: 17
Views: 1074

Re: Hank III

Hank III was one of the best club shows I've ever seen.3 hours of drunken, drug fueled debauchery! Only George Clinton was better.
by Big Fat Retard
Fri May 16, 2008 8:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mews closing in September?
Replies: 145
Views: 12963

Re: Mews closing in September?

DaVo wrote:Can Des Moines live music get any lamer?
Go to www.myspace.com/jrshighrollers or come to the Hull May 31st and find out for yourself.
by Big Fat Retard
Sun May 11, 2008 1:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Need a new roommate
Replies: 6
Views: 574

Re: Need a new roommate

I just happen to be getting kicked out for not paying rent on May 31st. When can I move in?
by Big Fat Retard
Sun May 11, 2008 1:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 24 Cent Pizza Today Only
Replies: 16
Views: 1235

Re: 24 Cent Pizza Today Only

jjjsXe wrote:you are fat, what do you know about good tasting food, doesn't it all taste the same to you?
What does that tell you about the quality of Poppa John's pizza if even a fat fuck like myself won't eat it?

Weiners and buttcheeks!
by Big Fat Retard
Fri May 09, 2008 7:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 24 Cent Pizza Today Only
Replies: 16
Views: 1235

Re: 24 Cent Pizza Today Only

Too bad a Papa John's pizza isn't worth 24 cents. I think I'll just get a piece of cardboard and spread a little tomato paste on it instead.
by Big Fat Retard
Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:15 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Global Marijuana March Sat May 3rd
Replies: 0
Views: 233

Global Marijuana March Sat May 3rd

Starting at the State Capitol at High Noon. Show follwing from 2 to 7 at Birdland Park featuring Johnny Reeferseed & The High Rollers, The Dharma Bums, Steve Robinson, and more TBA.
by Big Fat Retard
Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Vote NO tomorrow...
Replies: 12
Views: 950

Re: Vote NO tomorrow...

Is "Hell No!!!" on the ballot?
by Big Fat Retard
Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: www.dmjuice.com
Replies: 10
Views: 807

Re: www.dmjuice.com

El Rhino wrote:Johnny Reeferseed looks a lot like my great aunt Linda Kay.
She must be pretty hot.

Come and see the Big Fat Retard live tonight at The Hull for the Monday Night Acoustic Jam 9-1 No Cover. Bring a guitar or kazoo and beer money.
by Big Fat Retard
Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Scented Vinyl
Replies: 63
Views: 4935

Re: Scented Vinyl

ilikehorses wrote:the mews is the best bar venue in town, hands down.
In my retarded opinion the Mews is cool, but The Hull is the best bar venue in town hands down. Bands love the free beer and walking out with enough money for a sack of weed and some breakfast.
by Big Fat Retard
Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: is it Tylers birthday?
Replies: 85
Views: 18497

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

I'd much rather ride Puff The Magic Dragon than some smelly carpet made at a sweat shop.