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by Big Fat Retard
Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Blacks Against Obama
Replies: 8
Views: 545

Re: Blacks Against Obama

How about an elephant and a donkey 69ing each other while McSame and Nobama are banging them in the mouth and from behind with the words "Ain't No Difference Between The Two".
by Big Fat Retard
Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:42 am
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash w/ JRS & The High Rollers
Replies: 15
Views: 1192

Re: Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash w/ JRS & The High Rollers

I agree. Des Moines is about due for a Hank III show. I think you'd have to talk to Sam Summers about that.
by Big Fat Retard
Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:40 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Damn racists...
Replies: 9
Views: 771

Re: Damn racists...

Nobama's Black? He doesn't look or act very black to me.
by Big Fat Retard
Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Soh, whats your baby Palin name?
Replies: 19
Views: 1771

Re: Soh, whats your baby Palin name?

Package Wichita Palin
by Big Fat Retard
Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:57 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash w/ JRS & The High Rollers
Replies: 15
Views: 1192

Re: Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash w/ JRS & The High Rollers

They are really good. especially if you like real country rather than the fake ass cuntry they play on the radio. pretty cool guys too. Too bad the turn out was lame. Maybe 40 people showed up. Juice advertised it as being on a Saturday. I hope there weren't any Bastard Sons fans that went to HOB Sa...
by Big Fat Retard
Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:17 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Stolen snare drum
Replies: 79
Views: 5540

Re: Stolen snare drum

Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind Whatever happened to our love I wish I understood It used to be so nice, it used to be so good So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me SOS The love you gave me, nothing else can sa...
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Stolen snare drum
Replies: 79
Views: 5540

Re: Stolen snare drum

If you go on Judge Mathis and lose, the show pays the loser's judgement.
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Stolen snare drum
Replies: 79
Views: 5540

Re: Stolen snare drum

If you go on Judge Mathis and lose, the show pays the loser's judgement.
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Stolen snare drum
Replies: 79
Views: 5540

Re: Stolen snare drum

servo wrote:sadly my townhome was seized after someone (dan?) called the cops about the marijuana plants i had growing in the basement
For real?
by Big Fat Retard
Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: poetry.
Replies: 20
Views: 1444

Re: poetry.

Blowfly is one of my favorite poets: Ride down the road carryin` a load Feelin` more sexy than a pregnant toad Checkin` out the scene on my CB `Cause I don`t want no bears fuckin` with me That`s a big 10-4, good buddy Smokin` weed, feelin` fine When suddenly I see a blue light behind Uh, caller dick...
by Big Fat Retard
Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rollins Spoken Word 9/18 in Ames
Replies: 23
Views: 1534

Re: Rollins Spoken Word 9/18 in Ames

El Rhino wrote:
Big Fat Retard wrote:You're better off going to see Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash down at House of Bricks Thursday.


El Rhino on the guest list.

Yes? No? Maybe?
If it was my show or you had a vagina and big tits, I'd say yes. I'll have to check and see if we get to have a guest list.
by Big Fat Retard
Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:47 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rollins Spoken Word 9/18 in Ames
Replies: 23
Views: 1534

Re: Rollins Spoken Word 9/18 in Ames

You're better off going to see Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash down at House of Bricks Thursday.
by Big Fat Retard
Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Britain Adopts Islamic Law, Gives Sharia Courts Full Power t
Replies: 3
Views: 261

Britain Adopts Islamic Law, Gives Sharia Courts Full Power t

Britain Adopts Islamic Law, Gives Sharia Courts Full Power to Rule on Civil Cases Monday , September 15, 2008 ADVERTISEMENT Islamic law has been officially adopted in Britain, with sharia courts given powers to rule on Muslim civil cases. The government has quietly sanctioned the powers for sharia ...
by Big Fat Retard
Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: corey taylor is rockstar as fuck
Replies: 42
Views: 3026

Re: corey taylor is rockstar as fuck

You gotta admit, Corey Taylor's one cool mutherfucker. So what time do you guys serve dinner on Saturday? I've never been one to turn down a free meal.
by Big Fat Retard
Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Justice in the Congo
Replies: 6
Views: 391

Re: Justice in the Congo

I'm sick and tired of these goddamn pablum puking liberal judges letting criminals out on some lame technicality. It's time for some street justice here!

Goat's Head Soup anyone?
by Big Fat Retard
Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:43 am
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash w/ JRS & The High Rollers
Replies: 15
Views: 1192

Re: Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash w/ JRS & The High Rollers

El Rhino wrote:Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash still have the absolutely worst band name ever. I'd rather go see Afroman than those fagz.
You should come to HOB on Oct 21st. You could possibly be in an Afroman/JRS video.
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:00 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Hanson-Nov. 5th-People's Court
Replies: 6
Views: 448

Re: Hanson-Nov. 5th-People's Court

Sounds like the perfect gig for JRS and the High Rollers to open.
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 515 Crew Fine Dining Thread
Replies: 117
Views: 13614

Re: 515 Crew Fine Dining Thread

WTF, Reeferseed, why'd you even order goulash? cause taint wasnt on the menu? I would have rather ate the taint of a sweaty Andre The Giant than eat what I got at that place. I'd ordered goulash, because goulash when made by someone who knows how to make it, is kick ass. Now we got these goddamn fo...
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:57 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Man says he's eaten 23,000 Big Macs since 1972
Replies: 9
Views: 703

Re: Man says he's eaten 23,000 Big Macs since 1972

I've never heard of it. Is it available on dvd?
by Big Fat Retard
Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 515 Crew Fine Dining Thread
Replies: 117
Views: 13614

Re: 515 Crew Fine Dining Thread

My mistake. It was Iowa Castle I went to. White Castle needs to sue that place.

Maybe I just don't like the way Bosnians make goulash. I've tried at at two different places and they both sucked. I was expecting pasta, tomato sauce, hamburger, spices, etc.
by Big Fat Retard
Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: homers closing
Replies: 31
Views: 2709

Re: homers closing

I would have went there if it was in Des Moines. Except for work, I don't have any reason to go to WDM or the Stepford area.
by Big Fat Retard
Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Man says he's eaten 23,000 Big Macs since 1972
Replies: 9
Views: 703

Man says he's eaten 23,000 Big Macs since 1972

Man says he's eaten 23,000 Big Macs since 1972 Tue Sep 9, 3:24 PM ET A 54-year-old man says his obsessive-compulsive disorder drove him to eat 23,000 Big Macs in 36 years. Fifty-four-year-old Don Gorske says he hit the milestone last month, continuing a pleasurable obsession that began May 17, 1972 ...
by Big Fat Retard
Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:27 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: If you could have any 5 bands
Replies: 41
Views: 3297

Re: If you could have any 5 bands

creepykid wrote: Gram Parsons
yes!

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by Big Fat Retard
Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 515 Crew Fine Dining Thread
Replies: 117
Views: 13614

Re: 515 Crew Fine Dining Thread

Old Castle sucks. When I first saw the place I thought it was a White Castle knock off so I went in figuring to get some White Castle style hamburgers. I was disappointed that that was not the case, but I went ahead and ordered some goulash. It was total shit. I took one bite and left. If I won't ea...