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by Big Fat Retard
Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Downtown Allstars
Replies: 27
Views: 1731

Re: Downtown Allstars

Thom wrote:Smiley actually hangs out by my house a lot. Stands at bus stops and waves at ANYONE.

I ran into Michelle last weekend. She is actually getting crazier.
Good to know ol' Smiley is still kickin' it old school.
by Big Fat Retard
Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Downtown Allstars
Replies: 27
Views: 1731

Re: Downtown Allstars

Thom wrote:Smiley actually hangs out by my house a lot. Stands at bus stops and waves at ANYONE.

I ran into Michelle last weekend. She is actually getting crazier.
Good to know ol' Smiley is still kickin' it old school.
by Big Fat Retard
Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: liberal outrage
Replies: 40
Views: 2302

Re: liberal outrage

Nobama is whiter than John McSame. If you really want a black President write in George Clinton.
by Big Fat Retard
Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:28 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: liberal outrage
Replies: 40
Views: 2302

Re: liberal outrage

I'm not voting for Nobama because he's white.
by Big Fat Retard
Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Downtown Allstars
Replies: 27
Views: 1731

Re: Downtown Allstars

He used to be. The Register even did an article on him.
by Big Fat Retard
Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Online drugstore for your convenience!
Replies: 7
Views: 568

Re: Online drugstore for your convenience!

El Rhino wrote:Boredom, because they're there, boredom, enhanced masturbation, boredom.
Understandable. Continue whackin', soldier.
by Big Fat Retard
Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: liberal outrage
Replies: 40
Views: 2302

Re: liberal outrage

They both suck so it doesn't matter.
by Big Fat Retard
Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Downtown Allstars
Replies: 27
Views: 1731

Re: Downtown Allstars

Does anyone know whatever happened to Smiley? The black dude that used to stand on the corner and wave at everyone going by?
by Big Fat Retard
Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:46 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Online drugstore for your convenience!
Replies: 7
Views: 568

Re: Online drugstore for your convenience!

Not trying to imply anything, but why in the hell would you take hard on pills if you don't have a chick to bang on?
by Big Fat Retard
Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:46 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Afroman w/ JRS and The High Rollers. HOB 10/21 $5
Replies: 2
Views: 208

Re: Afroman w/ JRS and The High Rollers. HOB 10/21 $5

I forgot about the beer special that night.

One Buck Bottled Beers every Tuesday - 9 to 10 pm.
Two Buck Bottled Beers every Tuesday - 10 to midnight
and then . . . back to one buck midnight to 1!
This includes Bud, Bud Light, Lite, High Life, Bud Select, PBR, Coors Light and more!
by Big Fat Retard
Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:42 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Afroman w/ JRS and The High Rollers. HOB 10/21 $5
Replies: 2
Views: 208

Afroman w/ JRS and The High Rollers. HOB 10/21 $5

We will be shooting video footage for our song "Light 'Em Up' at this show. Can you dig it?
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by Big Fat Retard
Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: My balls will save your life.
Replies: 0
Views: 193

My balls will save your life.

Stem Cells From Testicles Posted October 9, 2008 Testicles: A New Source of Stem Cells? Men's testicles contain certain cells that seem to be as versatile as embryonic stem cells, the Associated Press reports. A study, published in Nature, suggests that the cells could possibly be used to help grow...
by Big Fat Retard
Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Come out and play!
Replies: 4
Views: 282

Re: Come out and play!

People with those retrarded things in their earlobes need to make their voices heard.
by Big Fat Retard
Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: beer fest
Replies: 1
Views: 179

Re: beer fest

Puke on!
by Big Fat Retard
Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:27 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Come out and play!
Replies: 4
Views: 282

Come out and play!

Today is National Coming Out Day - October 11 Posted 10/11/2008 9:01 AM CDT on Des Moines Register National Coming Out Day is an internationally-observed civil awareness day that encourages and supports the coming out discussion and acknowledgement of the journeys of LGBTQI individuals. The first Na...
by Big Fat Retard
Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:44 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Haunted Basement attendance notice
Replies: 36
Views: 2374

Re: Haunted Basement attendance notice

moltar wrote:I'm a lot more comfortable wiping the floor with Fat Retard pretending to be a cop
Will you promise to slather me in mayonaise first?
by Big Fat Retard
Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:23 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Haunted Basement attendance notice
Replies: 36
Views: 2374

Re: Haunted Basement attendance notice

Potter wrote:book yourself jrs. just talk to nate or eric or something.
I won't do it unless Legal Limit or Pat McManus is on the bill.

Then again, since the people there let anyone who claims to be a cop search their house without a warrant, maybe I'll just show up, say I'm a cop and take shit.
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All things 420
Replies: 23
Views: 1697

Re: All things 420

Man charged with murder in Tennessee mall shooting KNOXVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- Police are charging a man with murder after a shooting in a crowded shopping mall that left a store employee dead and sent panicked shoppers running for cover. Police officers shot and wounded 42-year-old William Johnso...
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Haunted Basement attendance notice
Replies: 36
Views: 2374

Re: Haunted Basement attendance notice

Joe wrote:Oh wait, I get it now.

Still stupid.

-Joe.
I'm still waiting around for someone to book my dumbass band.
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Haunted Basement attendance notice
Replies: 36
Views: 2374

Re: Haunted Basement attendance notice

Legal Limit is the best fuckin' band in Iowa. You'd be a fool no to try to book them.
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Haunted Basement attendance notice
Replies: 36
Views: 2374

Re: Haunted Basement attendance notice

What ever happened to Scene Unity? Pretty sure "scene unity" involves actively going to and supporting shows... not waiting around for your dumbass band to get booked. -Joe. I thought "scene unity" was about getting different bands involved instead of the same people in the same...
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All things 420
Replies: 23
Views: 1697

Re: All things 420

Smoking Guns wrote:not according to the timestamp on your post...
I had to hold my bong hit for a minute.

I saw Doug Benson at the Funny Bone a few months back. I have yet to see Super High Me yet, but it's on my list.
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All things 420
Replies: 23
Views: 1697

Re: All things 420

It's 4:20 pm right now
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Haunted Basement attendance notice
Replies: 36
Views: 2374

Re: Haunted Basement attendance notice

If I wanted to watch a bunch of middle aged cops make fools of themselves I'd go to slow pitch softball games not book them to play my house. Pat McManus on the otherhand I'd book. I haven't seen a PM show since first grade. This guy's sound clips on the radio sound like what South Park makes when ...
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite Term For "Hands"
Replies: 4
Views: 307

Re: Favorite Term For "Hands"

I like to call my hands, "oh baby"

My hands are small I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
But they're not yours, they are my own
and I am never broken
by Big Fat Retard
Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:48 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Haunted Basement attendance notice
Replies: 36
Views: 2374

Re: Haunted Basement attendance notice

You guys need to put on a show at the Haunted Basement with Legal Limit http://dmpdlegallimit.com/_wsn/page2.html opening for Johnny Reeferseed & The High Rollers. http://www.myspace.com/jrshighrollers It would be really cool if you could get Pat McManus to do an acoustic set between bands. You ...
by Big Fat Retard
Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 515 Crew Fine Dining Thread
Replies: 117
Views: 13637

Re: 515 Crew Fine Dining Thread

Vegans aren't welcome in Iowa.
by Big Fat Retard
Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:55 pm
Forum: For Sale\Rent\Trade
Topic: Looking for: a record player
Replies: 8
Views: 1054

Re: Looking for: a record player

Check Red Rooster Records by the Chicago Dog & Deli on 6th & Euclid. They often have used record players pretty cheap.
by Big Fat Retard
Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Haunted Basement attendance notice
Replies: 36
Views: 2374

Re: Haunted Basement attendance notice

tylerjames515 wrote:whoa, what was going on that caused this? why can't these pieces of shit waste their time harassing someone else..
Because it's easier than raiding a crack house where they might get shot.
by Big Fat Retard
Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Would you support a new Venue
Replies: 73
Views: 5082

Re: Would you support a new Venue

The Mews is a decent place to see and play shows. I've always thought the sound was good. I don't worry about the waiting for the bartender thing too much. If it's busy I just order 2 or 3 beers at a time.