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inx515xhell wrote:

Big Fat Retard wrote: I used to do meth with a chick that worked there.

METH? REEFERSEED, NOOOOOOOOO!

It was the mid 90's in Des Moines. I wouldn't advise anyone try that shit. it ain't no good.

I thought there was supposed to be a Drasbury reunion.

there used to be one on the southside. over by grays lake or something? i'm sure ryan'll tell ya all about it. Hey now, why would I know anything about the Water Palace? I used to do meth with a chick that worked there. They were all crank whores at the Water Palace. Bring in an eightball and party...

DaVo wrote:While I'm on the subject, I think we all need to find a talented local band to start hating. It seems everyone hating slipknot has done wonders for them. Any ideas?

www.myspace.com/jrshighrollers

annie_fannie wrote: also, why would i wish he's dumb? i don't want people who are supposedly representing my home state sounding like dipshits

I do. It makes retards like myself sound like we're really smart.

I can understand the stupid band thing, but Live at Budakon is one of the best live rock n roll records of all time. Do some bong hits, play it as loud as possible and you'll know why.

"Should the Des Moines
Social Club not offer a program in your passion, we will find an expert to teach the course"

I'm gonna hold them to this.

That's one thing I miss about Minneapolis besides The Electric Fetus and White Castle. Korean Whorehouses are the best!

Who fucking cares?

tru dat.

So what did you use for sauce?

Anybody know where Herb is?

inx515xhell wrote:nm, wrong bar.

That must have been you that tried to feel up my man boobs behind the Saddle last summer.

Staring at the cover while tripping on acid is fucking awesome!

La Sexorcisto is the best White Zombie album of all.

The guy that owns the ZZZ building is going to open up a music shop selling old stereo equipment and instruments. Knowing Brad, he should have some pretty cool stuff there.

I'll be giving free breast exams in the alley behind the bar.

What a bummer this show got canceled. Seriously. if I wasn't playing tonight, I would have went to this. Since it's canceled, you might want to check out the Tuesday night beer specials at HOB along with our crappy band and a has been rapper. One Buck Bottled Beers every Tuesday - 9 to 10 pm. Two Bu...

That's tomorrow night.

9:30 to 1. No cover. You know the deal.

joseph wrote:just the generic- its NOT ok to poke fun at someones race but it IS ok to make fun of their god(or whatevers).

I don't see why a person can't make fun of both. People need to be made fun of. It builds character and character counts.

True. I just thought if this guy was gonna be all racist, he shouldn't have punked out and shamefully passed the monkey doll off to an unsuspecting kid.

Just sayin'.

I'm not a racist, but if I was, I'd be really pissed at this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_MA4BIN ... ent_328174

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Are they playing at 7 or is that door time? I might want to see these guys before our Breastival gig at the Hull that night.

What ever happened to the Kennis'? Last I knew they got busted and wrere on probation. Dad turned to Jesus and lived in a Jesus bus. Mom left his ass. The last time I saw the son, he told me he was smoking weed to lose weight.

[quote="Varg] Nobama is whiter than John McSame. If you really want a black President write in George Clinton. Would you shut the fuck up already...you've already said that more than enough times and it was never funny or clever. WE GET IT, U DUN'T LIKIN' DEM TWO. Go smoke a blunt, park your ca...