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ATTN: Elliot & other wrestling fans of this board. Next months 3XW event aptley titled Clobberpalooza Classic 2 @ DSM Social CLub will have a special appearance by everyones favorite skitzo - Al Snow. Also appearing is Shiek Abdul Bashir formely Diavari of WWE fame. If you have not been to one t...

Speaking of Sushi, has anyone been to Saki 21, the new place where Franks' Pizza used to be?

I heard its pretty faggy.

inx515xhell wrote: i thought beaver was the only one who transcended the hcpunk/juggalo boundary.

I guess I'll take this as a compliment I do not condone being a juggalo.

You need to loosen up. That show was good.

THey are playing November 8th @ Mews. I for one am psyched as fuck.

I bought a 9$ jager redbull there for shits a few years back after I turned 21. BALLIN' like MVP.

I may go to the Mars VOlta. Saw 'em last year. They are actually kinda boring live now-a-days. Rather go see ETID in Kc on the same day. I may go see ICP depending on how bored I am and if I get a discounted ticket again. AIC - meh, I'd go if it were in town which Im sure may just happen eventually.

I would like to see Entrance band. Paz Lenchantin (formely of A perfect circle, zwan) plays bass for them. I most desire to bang her.

10/9/09 @ Val Air Ballroom

Lamb of God
GWAR
Job for Cowboy

theres more to your story. is this why youve become more womanly in your drinking discretion? Okay, okay I took my shirt off and spun around my head like helecopter then showed a bunch of bitches my dick - then got kicked out. I skirted cocktails and am only sticking to beer - and not going to see ...

She was a seylar fan.

Apparently Jethro's Allstars or whatever played Beez on First grand opening a couple months ago. I had spent a good portion of the day wasted at Adventureland- continuing a bender started the night before. After that I went on a pub crawl. I managed to stumble in wasted @ like midnight to see this d...

Nov. 24th @ Val Air:
INSANE CLOWN POSSE

Throw them hatchets up!

The Des Moines register this morning said the guy on PCP was naked punching cars. I'm sure the common response ewas "Oh dat just ole' Knuck' Knuck. He likes ta git wet from time ta' time." * loud obnoxious laughter*

cause the north side LOVES THE MACE! DES MOINES, Iowa -- Des Moines police used pepper spray to disperse an angry crowd Sunday afternoon. Police were called to the 1100 block of 12th Street around 3:30. When police arrived, a crowd of about 30 people was surrounding a man who was allegedly on drugs....

Dude's a fuckbag. Was going 4 the lawls.

A Des Moines man was charged Friday with kidnapping, assault with intent to commit serious injury and first-degree harassment after allegedly assaulting his girlfriend over a period of several hours. Roman Luna, 34, of 330 E. Creston Ave., is accused of keeping Kyla Hyler, 24, in a bedroom of his ho...

Q:What does a black woman and a hockey player have in common?
A: THey both change thier pads after 3 periods.

Now our very dignified African American community of the Drake neighborhood is calling racism on DSMPD b/c they got rowdy like a bunch of gorrillas and killed each other - then prevented emergency personell to intervene. What a bunch of fuck ups. My favorite is the quote by Dijon Mustard: DES MOINES...

People who get worked up about words are lame-o's.

Hes no Cal Hopkin's Amish Armada.

http://www.myspace.com/calhopkinsamisharmada

Someone should have surprise sexed them.

Witch cunts?

It is not very punk to claim punk.

The hardest for me is wanting to smoke while I drinkerin'. Hardest thing EVER! I usually end up bumming 1 or 2 on a night out.

Let me know about the U.S. vs. Mexico game. I will come and sit right beside you gringos wearing a mexican flag. Ariba!

Oh, well. There's always embalming fluid.

His beard got caught in a piece of machinery.

I don't smoke blunts very much, but I have friends who do. I love the grapes! THis is bullshyte! So does this also apply to tobacco related items ala' everything behind the counter at Daydreams? If so, I call bullshyte. Really though, it doesnt effect me because I smoke good shyte and do not need to...