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[Varg]

Varg, your body is fucked. In 7-10 years shit's gonna start breaking down. I'll still be interested in hittin' that shit though.

Yeah, I'm gonna start falling apart from working out. Good luck with that one.
Meanwhile I'm sure you'll be getting only healthier while you sit there smoking weed and shoving krispy kremes down your Dorito-chute.

[@nonymous]

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[Varg]

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Arnold is over 60 and doesn't even work out anymore. He's too busy trying to run the state of California into the ground. Anybody at that age who doesn't work out is going to look like that.


How about Lou Ferrigno who is 59 and actually still works out:


Ohhhhhhhh, u mad?

[@nonymous]

never compare yourself to Lou Ferrigno. also, it's a futile discussion being that you'll probably be murdered long before you reach that age.

[El Rhino]

never compare yourself to Lou Ferrigno. also, it's a futile discussion being that you'll probably be murdered long before you reach that age.

Yeah, because "Muppet Burger" is coming for Varg:

people like you are dime a dozen these days, unfortunately. but there is no longevity in your view of the world, friend. once the inevitable and final collapse of our economic system occurs--no matter when it happens--your status will mean nothing....and you'll be on the wrong side of the fence. good luck, you piece of shit.

[@nonymous]

i was merely suggesting that if varg is half as annoying in real life as he is here, it is not a stretch of the imagination that someone would want to take his life.

someone like lou ferrigno, maybe.

[El Rhino]

Ok.




Also, lifting weights is good for you.

[Hank Fist]

Nah, i'm pretty fucking limber. Don't eat Dorito's, and I only buy donuts from the Donut King, motherfucka. Doing about 80 minutes of AB and core workouts a week. Probably another 5-7 hours of tai chi. Feeling good, thanks for asking, Varg! I feel like I'm the right track to maintaining my health. Now go dump some synthetic nutrition in that bodacious bod!

[Shamone Jackson]

I have seen Hank.


He would mop the floor with this Varg guy.

[Varg]

never compare yourself to Lou Ferrigno. also, it's a futile discussion being that you'll probably be murdered long before you reach that age.

I'll be at the Despised Icon show on February 16th at Vaudeville. Why don't you stop being a coward and come out. Or am I going to have to come to Most Hypocritical Place Ever?

I have seen Hank.


He would mop the floor with this Varg guy.

Yeah, he's practically unstoppable with that 8 minute ab program COMBINED with tai-chi. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

[Bullet Tooth]

never compare yourself to Lou Ferrigno. also, it's a futile discussion being that you'll probably be murdered long before you reach that age.

I'll be at the Despised Icon show on February 16th at Vaudeville. Why don't you stop being a coward and come out. Or am I going to have to come to Most Hypocritical Place Ever?

I have seen Hank.


He would mop the floor with this Varg guy.

Yeah, he's practically unstoppable with that 8 minute ab program COMBINED with tai-chi. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

you should definitely go there. its the better idea.

[El Rhino]

I'll be at the Despised Icon show on February 16th at Vaudeville. Why don't you stop being a coward and come out. Or am I going to have to come to Starbucks in Clive?

[Bullet Tooth]

I'll be at the Despised Icon show on February 16th at Vaudeville. Why don't you stop being a coward and come out. Or am I going to have to come to Starbucks in Clive?

just to be clear, none of the options are going to happen.

[Varg]

I'll be at the Despised Icon show on February 16th at Vaudeville. Why don't you stop being a coward and come out. Or am I going to have to come to Starbucks in Clive?

just to be clear, none of the options are going to happen.

You're fat. What was I watching the other day that reminded me of you... I can't remember what it was, something about "Find your penis for a dollar".




OH- and yeah:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... 830S48.DTL

A famed strongman who once lifted 3,200 pounds at Coney Island during its heyday and was still bending quarters with his fingers at age 104 died Monday after he was hit by a minivan.

Not of natural causes or a heart attack at 104... but a minivan.

[@nonymous]

I'll be at the Despised Icon show on February 16th at Vaudeville. Why don't you stop being a coward and come out. Or am I going to have to come to Most Hypocritical Place Ever?

sounds like a terrible show, i will not be in attendance. you're welcome to stop by the store but i will not let you rent because you live out of state. im sorry.

also, you're off in your assessment. the business itself isn't hypocritical. it's a limited liability corporation, thus providing protection against my individual and contradicting anarchist-molotov-throwing-politics. though it would be entertaining to see you try and mixolydian-scale-me-to-death.

[Bullet Tooth]

just to be clear, none of the options are going to happen.

You're fat. What was I watching the other day that reminded me of you... I can't remember what it was, something about "Find your penis for a dollar".




OH- and yeah:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... 830S48.DTL

A famed strongman who once lifted 3,200 pounds at Coney Island during its heyday and was still bending quarters with his fingers at age 104 died Monday after he was hit by a minivan.

Not of natural causes or a heart attack at 104... but a minivan.

this is irrelevant to your cowardice.

[Nick]

So Varg.....you touched dongs with your weightlifting spotter buddy from that video yet? Give us details, yo.

[Walking Thunder]

You're fat. What was I watching the other day that reminded me of you... I can't remember what it was, something about "Find your penis for a dollar".




OH- and yeah:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... 830S48.DTL

A famed strongman who once lifted 3,200 pounds at Coney Island during its heyday and was still bending quarters with his fingers at age 104 died Monday after he was hit by a minivan.

Not of natural causes or a heart attack at 104... but a minivan.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/12/nyreg ... an.html?hp

Looks like he was a vegetarian as well; that's tight considering his tales of strength.

[Varg]

this is irrelevant to your cowardice.

LOL- yep. You know me. Big 'ol coward who never goes out in public 'cause "I'm scare" (btw- if anyone can find the "I'm Scare" pic- post it. I can't find it anywhere)
I never announce publicly on a messageboard what shows I'm attending.

Please, explain to EVERYONE how you define cowardice. Ohhhhhh- cause I'm not going to go out of my way to START a fight with you where you and your buddies work and where you get a free pass to 'rough people up' so you never get in trouble with the law. LOL- you know we still went in right? Just went up the other stairs? Yeah, good job buddy.
Hilarious that the one person on this board calling me a coward is the same fat-fuck with 4 digit cholesterol who brags about going to jail for hitting a woman. COOL STORY BRO.

[Bullet Tooth]

this is irrelevant to your cowardice.

LOL- yep. You know me. Big 'ol coward who never goes out in public 'cause "I'm scare" (btw- if anyone can find the "I'm Scare" pic- post it. I can't find it anywhere)
I never announce publicly on a messageboard what shows I'm attending.

Please, explain to EVERYONE how you define cowardice. Ohhhhhh- cause I'm not going to go out of my way to START a fight with you where you and your buddies work and where you get a free pass to 'rough people up' so you never get in trouble with the law. LOL- you know we still went in right? Just went up the other stairs? Yeah, good job buddy.
Hilarious that the one person on this board calling me a coward is the same fat-fuck with 4 digit cholesterol who brags about going to jail for hitting a woman. COOL STORY BRO.

i figured you went in. the important part of that story is you had to walk around. amirite? lol

ive never gone to jail for hitting a woman.

your cowardice is that you constantly threaten everyone with absolutely no intention of acting on it. your insecurity and backpedaling is unreal. in real life, you do and say nothing.

[ilikehorses]

this is irrelevant to your cowardice.

LOL- yep. You know me. Big 'ol coward who never goes out in public 'cause "I'm scare" (btw- if anyone can find the "I'm Scare" pic- post it. I can't find it anywhere)
I never announce publicly on a messageboard what shows I'm attending.

Please, explain to EVERYONE how you define cowardice. Ohhhhhh- cause I'm not going to go out of my way to START a fight with you where you and your buddies work and where you get a free pass to 'rough people up' so you never get in trouble with the law. LOL- you know we still went in right? Just went up the other stairs? Yeah, good job buddy.
Hilarious that the one person on this board calling me a coward is the same fat-fuck with 4 digit cholesterol who brags about going to jail for hitting a woman. COOL STORY BRO.

my uncles are lawyers and i'm gonna sue. so watch it.

[Varg]

this is irrelevant to your cowardice.

LOL- yep. You know me. Big 'ol coward who never goes out in public 'cause "I'm scare" (btw- if anyone can find the "I'm Scare" pic- post it. I can't find it anywhere)
I never announce publicly on a messageboard what shows I'm attending.

Please, explain to EVERYONE how you define cowardice. Ohhhhhh- cause I'm not going to go out of my way to START a fight with you where you and your buddies work and where you get a free pass to 'rough people up' so you never get in trouble with the law. LOL- you know we still went in right? Just went up the other stairs? Yeah, good job buddy.
Hilarious that the one person on this board calling me a coward is the same fat-fuck with 4 digit cholesterol who brags about going to jail for hitting a woman. COOL STORY BRO.

i figured you went in. the important part of that story is you had to walk around. amirite? lol

ive never gone to jail for hitting a woman.

your cowardice is that you constantly threaten everyone with absolutely no intention of acting on it. your insecurity and backpedaling is unreal. in real life, you do and say nothing.

Did you or did you not say, at least twice on this board, referring to one of the douches from Destrophy- that you shared a jail cell with the guy and that he was he in there for beating his wife? You said, "I'm not sure if his deserved it, but I know mine did."

[Bullet Tooth]

this is irrelevant to your cowardice.

LOL- yep. You know me. Big 'ol coward who never goes out in public 'cause "I'm scare" (btw- if anyone can find the "I'm Scare" pic- post it. I can't find it anywhere)
I never announce publicly on a messageboard what shows I'm attending.

Please, explain to EVERYONE how you define cowardice. Ohhhhhh- cause I'm not going to go out of my way to START a fight with you where you and your buddies work and where you get a free pass to 'rough people up' so you never get in trouble with the law. LOL- you know we still went in right? Just went up the other stairs? Yeah, good job buddy.
Hilarious that the one person on this board calling me a coward is the same fat-fuck with 4 digit cholesterol who brags about going to jail for hitting a woman. COOL STORY BRO.

my uncles are lawyers and i'm gonna sue. so watch it.

exactly

[Bullet Tooth]

LOL- yep. You know me. Big 'ol coward who never goes out in public 'cause "I'm scare" (btw- if anyone can find the "I'm Scare" pic- post it. I can't find it anywhere)
I never announce publicly on a messageboard what shows I'm attending.

Please, explain to EVERYONE how you define cowardice. Ohhhhhh- cause I'm not going to go out of my way to START a fight with you where you and your buddies work and where you get a free pass to 'rough people up' so you never get in trouble with the law. LOL- you know we still went in right? Just went up the other stairs? Yeah, good job buddy.
Hilarious that the one person on this board calling me a coward is the same fat-fuck with 4 digit cholesterol who brags about going to jail for hitting a woman. COOL STORY BRO.

i figured you went in. the important part of that story is you had to walk around. amirite? lol

ive never gone to jail for hitting a woman.

your cowardice is that you constantly threaten everyone with absolutely no intention of acting on it. your insecurity and backpedaling is unreal. in real life, you do and say nothing.

Did you or did you not say, at least twice on this board, referring to one of the douches from Destrophy- that you shared a jail cell with the guy and that he was he in there for beating his wife? You said, "I'm not sure if his deserved it, but I know mine did."

i said it. the only part that wasnt true was the quotations.

[Shamone Jackson]

Please attend that show Mr. Tooth .


Which band does this Varg play in ?

[Joe]

Which band does this Varg play in ?

HAHAHAHA.

-Joe.

[Bullet Tooth]

Please attend that show Mr. Tooth .


Which band does this Varg play in ?

no problem. whos paying my way in?

[Bullet Tooth]

Which band does this Varg play in ?

HAHAHAHA.

-Joe.

this

[Shamone Jackson]

I would go but I can not stand that music.


Which band does this Varg play for

[Varg]

Which band does this Varg play in ?

HAHAHAHA.

-Joe.

Where's the funny here? Explain it to us all Joseph.