515 Crew

[Joe]

Dragons vs. Magic Carpets CTF.

-Joe.

[Hank Fist]

Dragons hate each other. They are loners. They will only fight amongst themselves for each others loot. This will be watched from above as we spit on you.

Shows what you know about dragons. Stick to rugs.

Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?

[joseph]

Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?

that the hobbit is an awful book written from the perspective of midgets that get high all the time.

[Wheatstache]

Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?

that the hobbit is an awful book written from the perspective of midgets that get high all the time.

This is in no way accurate.

[Beaver]

While I agree that Dragons are fierce as shit, you don't need to feed a flying carpet and it wont bite your face off when periodically beat it with your riding whip-----

However, if my Dragon was Sean Connery we would have a bond and simply explain that me beating him hurts me me more than him. Then on our ride through the mountains I would make him recite all his lines form Hunt for Red October and The Rock.
"Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

Point is - Id prolly choose a carpet.

[joseph]

While I agree that Dragons are fierce as shit, you don't need to feed a flying carpet and it wont bite your face off when periodically beat it with your riding whip-----

However, if my Dragon was Sean Connery we would have a bond and simply explain that me beating him hurts me me more than him. Then on our ride through the mountains I would make him recite all his lines form Hunt for Red October and The Rock.
"Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

Point is - Id prolly choose a carpet.

my dragon would eat magic carpets and christians.
I win.

[Joe]

Dragons are fucking gay.

-Joe.

[joseph]

dragons are for men who have problems with their sexuality.

Dragons are fucking gay.

-Joe.

wow. both in the same thread.

[xkristyx]

Think about it like rock paper scissors. Dragon is rock, magic carpet is paper. Magic carpet WINS!

[Furious D]

You know what bugs me? Ever met anyone who calls it "paper rock scissors"? Thats not the right fucking order! I doesn't flow off the tongue.

[ilikehorses]

You know what bugs me? Ever met anyone who calls it "paper rock scissors"? Thats not the right fucking order! I doesn't flow off the tongue.

I HATE THAT TOO! SO MUCH!!

[tylerjames515]

If you choose a magic carpet do you always get a pet monkey?
What about safety options? do they come with seatbelts nowadays?

Now, dragons.
When did they become people friendly?

[joseph]

If you choose a magic carpet do you always get a pet monkey?
What about safety options? do they come with seatbelts nowadays?

Now, dragons.
When did they become people friendly?

too little too late

[inx515xhell]

y'know, i don't mind cops.
BUT I HATE CHRISTIANS!

[joseph]

carpet wiping

[joseph]

srsly i want everyones input on that.
which would you rather ride over the mountains? a dragon or a magic carpet.

[inx515xhell]

only a total big time faggot would want to ride a magic carpet instead of a dragon.

[joseph]

still my favorite 515crew debate

[inx515xhell]

I wonder if people's opinions have changed since game of thrones.

[joseph]

I wonder if people's opinions have changed since game of thrones.

i liked the wolves on that show but i didnt make it very far

[inx515xhell]

ha! well, overall, they don't fare too well.

[Bullet Tooth]

Magic carpet

[inx515xhell]

[joseph]

and they did bow before the dragon who did give authority to the beast, and they did bow before the beast, saying, 'Who is like to the beast? who is able to war with it?
Revelation 13:4


FUCKING CHRISTIANS ARE SCARED OF DRAGONS
anything christians are scared of is a good thing

[Hank Fist]

“..don’t you dare close your eyes”

[Potter]

Colorado bud will get you faded, bruh