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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Wheatstache » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:01 pm

@nonymous wrote:
joseph wrote:magic carpets are from religion not dragons. dragons ate christians before the crusades. most europeon crusaders were dragon hunters.
i'm not debating which is cooler. im saying, if i was on a magic carpet with an AR-15 and you were on a dragon, you would be shot out of the sky and your dragon would no longer be living. that's all.
I don't think you've considered logistics at all.
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:04 pm

@nonymous wrote:i'm not debating which is cooler. im saying, if i was on a magic carpet with an AR-15 and you were on a dragon, you would be shot out of the sky and your dragon would no longer be living. that's all.
no way youre gonna kill a dragon with an ar15. i would mock your attempt.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:06 pm

Hank Fist wrote:i wish i could just cruise around the mountains on my magic carpet without being attacked by dragon masters.
keep wishing.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by teedotjaydot » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:43 pm

@nonymous wrote:
joseph wrote:magic carpets are from religion not dragons. dragons ate christians before the crusades. most europeon crusaders were dragon hunters.
i'm not debating which is cooler. im saying, if i was on a magic carpet with an AR-15 and you were on a dragon, you would be shot out of the sky and your dragon would no longer be living. that's all.
Dragon Scales > AR-15

Dragons will keep you warm while flying over the mountains with their steam exhaust (nostrils), and warm loveable bodies....OF POWER.
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by El Rhino » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:20 pm

joseph wrote:
@nonymous wrote:i'm not debating which is cooler. im saying, if i was on a magic carpet with an AR-15 and you were on a dragon, you would be shot out of the sky and your dragon would no longer be living. that's all.
no way youre gonna kill a dragon with an ar15. i would mock your attempt.

Give me a dragon and a rusty pocket knife and I will gladly take on @nonymous, an AR-15 and a stupid magic carpet.
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Big Fat Retard » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:35 pm

I'd much rather ride Puff The Magic Dragon than some smelly carpet made at a sweat shop.
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by jjjsXe » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:29 am

i hated reading this thread... on that note, magic carpet
abortions for some, miniature american flags for others

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by inx515xhell » Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:27 pm

i can't even understand why anyone would choose magic carpet.
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3+tons of fire breathing, flying reptilian whoopass
or a fucking rug?
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by @nonymous » Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:23 pm

important note: tyler, the rug you posted clearly isn't magic. it seems very few of you understand the concept of a magic carpet.
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by teedotjaydot » Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:13 pm

obviously you don't grasp the concept of DRAGON SADDLES.

like the ones for horses, but better.

shit's made of the finest leather and padded with the softest down known to man or beast.
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by teedotjaydot » Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:32 pm

then what you're saying, and is obviously the point of this argument is as follows:

magic carpets = laymen

DRAGONS = MEN. MEN WHO CAN HANDLE A LITTLE TURBULENCE AND CAN DEFINITELY HANDLE THEIR MEAD.
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by inx515xhell » Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:34 pm

teedotjaydot wrote: DRAGONS = MEN. MEN WHO CAN HANDLE A LITTLE TURBULENCE AND CAN DEFINITELY HANDLE THEIR MEAD.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by @nonymous » Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:57 pm

dragons are for men who have problems with their sexuality.
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Bullet Tooth » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:42 am

never thought i'd see adam call someone a fag.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by xkristyx » Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:42 am

Gonna have to agree with Nick on this one. Magic carpet, for sure.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by El Rhino » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:48 am

This one time in Iraq I bought a Muslim prayer rug off an old dude on the side of the street. I asked him if the rug flew. He Lol'd. End of story.



Dragons can munch the magic rug and even eat the pilot of the carpet.

Just thought I'd be the first to bring up "rug munching" and "carpet pilots", carry on.
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:40 am

storkus wrote:The texture is less than half the problem. Each time that big pricksucker flaps it's wings, it's basically like one of those spaceshot rides that shoot you up in the air. You're bouncing all over the place, and you're definitely going to puke if you've got more than a couple drinks in you.
so youre telling me a dragon ride would be uncomfortable? theyre natural flyers like birds. theyre graceful and can turn circles around a carpet.

now if it was over a desert compared to the mountains i might reconsider the carpet....but id still go with the dragon.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Wheatstache » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:48 am

inx515xhell wrote:i can't even understand why anyone would choose magic carpet.
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How did it get in there?

Smoking Guns wrote:yeah! THESE are magic carpets:

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best of both worlds??
These are all disgusting.
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:52 am

Wheatstache wrote:
inx515xhell wrote:i can't even understand why anyone would choose magic carpet.
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How did it get in there?
from the top. obviously thats a volcano...

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by El Rhino » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:08 am

Being as is the magic carpet is a tradition from the Middle East, I doubt they would look like something from a D&D book and/or renaissance festival.
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:16 am

El Rhino wrote:Being as is the magic carpet is a tradition from the Middle East, I doubt they would look like something from a D&D book and/or renaissance festival.
or from the back of the cube van by the shoes on university next to advance auto...

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by ilikehorses » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:37 am

after contemplating long and hard on this difficult subject, i'm going to throw my hat in the "dragon" ring. because dragons are way cooler than rugs.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Wheatstache » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:59 am

ilikehorses wrote:after contemplating long and hard on this difficult subject, i'm going to throw my hat in the "dragon" ring. because dragons are way cooler than rugs.
You have chosen wisely.
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Hank Fist » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:55 pm

there will be a party on my magic carpet this friday. We'll fly somewhere. there'll be a beer ball, and one of my fellow carpet riders will provide music. I would invite the dragon people, but they ruin all fun with their giant flapping wings, horrible dragon breath, and overall bad, loner, "why doesn't anyone like me and my dragon" attitude.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:05 pm

this friday the Dragon Army will be having a raid.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Hank Fist » Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:40 pm

Dragons hate each other. They are loners. They will only fight amongst themselves for each others loot. This will be watched from above as we spit on you.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:51 pm

Hank Fist wrote:Dragons hate each other. They are loners. They will only fight amongst themselves for each others loot. This will be watched from above as we spit on you.
this is why there are Dragon Riders and Dragon Masters. fire burns spit.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Wheatstache » Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:07 pm

Hank Fist wrote:Dragons hate each other. They are loners. They will only fight amongst themselves for each others loot. This will be watched from above as we spit on you.
Shows what you know about dragons. Stick to rugs.
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by ilikehorses » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:21 pm

when it gets a little warmer out, we should have a Dragons vs Magic Carpets kickball game.

man, i love kickball.
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