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Joe wrote:Dude is from Waukee. That explains a lot about why he sucks.

-Joe.

Where are non-sucky people from?

I like Kung Fu for the Fatty. Like GT too but it creeps me out sometimes... Favorite bar in Des Moines, or anywhere EVER, was definitely the WALNUT TAP when the dudes owned it. And it failed miserably. Des Moines people... I dunno put something sweet and awesome in front of them and they'll just say...

joseph wrote:come see tj get winded.

joseph wrote:

inx515xhell wrote:annie is fine.

ive never seen you so tonguetied before

Damn piners.

joseph wrote:i got a related question- can somebody name me a bar that has no windows, tvs or a jukebox? in dsm, please

edit- the lift and mews dont count

The bar in my basement.

Even has a puke bucket.

People like Tom Baker cuz he was good.
I like William Hartnell.

"joseph", didn't we play with Girl in a Coma at the Mews last summer? And nobody came? And Girl in a Coma was actually pretty good? And had disco beats?

But not worth not worth sitting through the rest of this crap?

joseph wrote:

baron.von.wasteland wrote:Many people are not aware of how their alcohol consumption compares to that of the general public. More than 99% of the general adult American population and 99% of men consume fewer drinks per week than you reported consuming.

you were why i took the test

I don't remember taking it.

I wish they sold pints of hard booze. And I wish I had never tried one of their "ham balls".

Many people are not aware of how their alcohol consumption compares to that of the general public. More than 99% of the general adult American population and 99% of men consume fewer drinks per week than you reported consuming.

Not a fan. I went there a few days after it opened and was looking for a couple of things. There were no employees on the floor helping people find stuff, which I thought there oughtta be considering most of the people are probably wondering where the fuck stuff is. So I had to wait in line at custo...

TooManyHumyns wrote:SOE was drunk....

SOE is always drunk. Even Rob's drums were drunk and had to be carried out after the show.

I'm pretty bored with the whole heavy and slow thing, but the violin saved it for me. Added a different perspective or something. And they were REALLLLLLLY slow and heavy. Nice guys too. They got us all effed up.

didn't know the dude shit on the floor. OOOO! No more shitting on the floor!!!!!!!!

We just played with Burn Heavy in Denver and they were awesome heavy and slow. I thought they sounded like Grief with a violin player. GO.

austrailia? i just copied that from another site. fetus isnt playing but nat and andrew are coming with. ethiopian food? Ethiopian food sucks and can eat itself for all I care. It's no wonder they're all so skinny over there. Their food is too gross to eat and plus it's unsanitary. Invent a sandwic...

Does dessert technically have to be sweet?

I like tacos and tamales from the taco truck on 14th and maury st.

Richdog told me that he and Jay Lenihan got kicked out of a hotel that they had reservations at because Jay was wearing a BEASTFUCK shirt.

joseph wrote:vm or ld or... i asked Trevor to make a flyer. if i get one and can figure out how to post it i will.

what does "vm or ld or" mean?

more... wolfsbane, van helsing?

not with them bacon hands.

joseph wrote:AEDT

So are we going totes going to this after pracmice?

joseph wrote:

baron.von.wasteland wrote: Where are these "SCENES" you speak of? Like that time your brother threw up at the chinese restaurant. He made a scene there. I haven't heard of much since.

thats why i said "SCENE". hows your hoot hole?

rob's force finger is in your hoot hole.

i have no problem with anybody trying to have a house venue at all. i dont care if they have pantera or greatful dead cover bands. the way theyre going about it with the datebook newspaper promotion stuff isnt the best idea legally. other than hob im glad theres somewhere else for numetal to go cau...

baron von wasteland was there.

It was worth the 6 bucks. And Nate played Turbo Lover.

Joseph's beard counts as another one.

I heard The Rest is Noise has been added on to this show.

obviously.

obviously.

Dopesmoker is one of the best sunday-morning-hangover albums.

My great great great grandfather was a better man the you or me.

Let it be Covered.